# Pepsi Is Unpatriotic!  Drink Coke!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pepsi-is-unpatriotic-drink-coke/164956>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 29, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pepsi-is-unpatriotic-drink-coke/164956 "2003-03-29T02:16:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pepsi-is-unpatriotic-drink-coke/164956/41 "2003-03-30T18:09:05Z")

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Oh, and I don’t drink either; I have bottled water.  
Runners!

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**Author:** ![green\_dragon\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/13edae/32.png) [@green\_dragon\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_dragon_1)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pepsi-is-unpatriotic-drink-coke/164956/42 "2003-03-30T18:29:37Z")

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hehe thanks people this thread has put a smile back on my face…I especially liked this description:

Brittany Spears: ‘slut puppy’

hehehe!

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**Author:** ![FallenAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@FallenAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallenAngel)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pepsi-is-unpatriotic-drink-coke/164956/43 "2003-03-30T21:58:23Z")

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“Warrior prince”?

Regardless of one’s position on the war, American “just cause” vs. “imperialism”, Coke vs. Pepsi or any other issue, to liken GWB to any iconic representation of strength, courage and nobility to such an exaggerated degree is a rhetorical offense of such scope that even Aristotle would punch you in the face.

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**Author:** ![Canadagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Canadagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadagirl)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pepsi-is-unpatriotic-drink-coke/164956/44 "2003-03-31T02:41:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Duckster \*
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> Pepsi comes in patriotic red, white and blue cans while Coke comes in commie pinko red cans.
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> 😃 \*\*

Ahem, what exactly is wrong with **red**?

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pepsi-is-unpatriotic-drink-coke/164956/45 "2003-03-31T23:30:48Z")

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i drink snapple. the best stuff on earth.

diet peach tea, yum! if it were snapple on the boat, the boston tea party may have ended up a bit differently.

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pepsi-is-unpatriotic-drink-coke/164956/46 "2003-04-01T02:51:52Z")

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Well Red white and blue are the Colors of the russian Flag.

They are not commies anymore 😉

Plus. my last visit to russia I did notice two strange facts on this issue.

The teens there wanted to drink Coca Cola because it was hip to drink “American” soda  
Pepsi had been around quite a while there so it was not “new” or “american enough” Something to do with _grr brain lock_ what’s his face visited disney land and

Coca Cola Cans in russia are/were written in english (excluding ingedent listings) WHile Pepsi had only one side in English. the other was in Russian.

Not to mention Lot more Russians in New York than in Georgia.

Pepsi has a website in russian [www.pepsi.ru](http://www.pepsi.ru)

granted I have an addiction to Pepsi Blue and Cinniman Altoids…

Yet, I am still very pissed at Pepsi for canceling Josta and replaced it with Pepsi one.

Bastards pissed me off almost as much as FOX cancelling Firefly

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pepsi-is-unpatriotic-drink-coke/164956/47 "2003-04-01T03:44:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Canadagirl \*  
> \*\*Ahem, what exactly is wrong with **red**? \*\*

Nothing.

Canada has Canadian Red.

Coke comes in commie pinko red.

There is a difference.

😃

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**Author:** ![Canadagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Canadagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadagirl)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pepsi-is-unpatriotic-drink-coke/164956/48 "2003-04-05T15:41:44Z")

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I catch your drift, **duckster**.

canadian red= good

commie pinko red= bad

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**Author:** ![Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pepsi-is-unpatriotic-drink-coke/164956/49 "2003-04-05T21:16:33Z")

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Hey… wait an effing minute. Santa Claus wears read. You saying Santa is a commie pinko?

Mods, I think this will be going to the pit.

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**Author:** ![Kivick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/65b543/32.png) [@Kivick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kivick)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pepsi-is-unpatriotic-drink-coke/164956/50 "2003-04-05T22:40:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Littlekitty666 \*  
> \*\*I was a Pepsi Addict for 5 years…and just recently gave it up since last december…Coke is a stale pepsi!!! \*\*

/hijack  
!! Hey it is a theory of mine that any Coke fans think Pepsi tastes flat and any Pepsi fan thinks Coke tastes flat !!

(Iam a huge Coke fan and I think Pepsi tastes flat…)

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