# Per Your Request, Oh Mighty Christian Warrior **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 13, 2007, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/per-your-request-oh-mighty-christian-warrior/407805 "2007-06-13T03:00:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Who](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Doctor\_Who](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Who)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/per-your-request-oh-mighty-christian-warrior/407805/61 "2007-06-13T16:14:26Z")
[QUOTE=Sailboat] I really hate to nitpick, since I’m as annoyed as you are by his punctuation…but what he’s doing wrong is inserting a space BEFORE the punctuation , right ? AFTER punctuation,there SHOULD be a space.I think. Sailboat [/QUOTE] No, no, you’re absolutely right. I figured there was absolutely no way I could mock someone’s punctuation without fucking something up. I just don’t understand it (although I’ll go where Occam’s Razor takes me) - if you see someone who uses too many carriage returns, you think “oh, he’s spent too much time on a board where you have to hit enter to wrap text.” If you see somebody who spaces BEFORE punctuation… what the hell is that? ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/per-your-request-oh-mighty-christian-warrior/407805/62 "2007-06-13T16:46:46Z")
[QUOTE=Omegaman] Well there was this Jesus guy and this one time at dinner … [/QUOTE] You completely fucked up that joke. It’s supposed to go like this: > [@](#): > > Jesus walks into a hotel. He hands the innkeeper three nails and says, “Can you put me up for the night?” ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/per-your-request-oh-mighty-christian-warrior/407805/63 "2007-06-13T17:27:23Z")
[QUOTE=Doctor Who] No, no, you’re absolutely right. I figured there was absolutely no way I could mock someone’s punctuation without fucking something up. I just don’t understand it (although I’ll go where Occam’s Razor takes me) - if you see someone who uses too many carriage returns, you think “oh, he’s spent too much time on a board where you have to hit enter to wrap text.” If you see somebody who spaces BEFORE punctuation… what the hell is that? [/QUOTE] Look guys. It’s very simple really. Typing class was third period right after government. My government teacher had white eyebrows and I felt he was not to be trusted and told him so. Anyhow, he took an immediate dislike to me after that comment and as he was also a coach he didn’t like the fact that I was a large stoner much either. Finaly, to the point. I always smoked a large doobie after his class to relieve the stress of having to look at him and his white eyebrows for 55 minutes and didn’t pay much attention during typing class as it was an elective anyway . Now you know. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/per-your-request-oh-mighty-christian-warrior/407805/64 "2007-06-13T17:29:14Z")
[QUOTE=Omegaman] And beating women ? Tsk, tsk. [/QUOTE] Beating, knifing, I’m sure you think there’s a difference… ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/per-your-request-oh-mighty-christian-warrior/407805/65 "2007-06-13T17:31:34Z")
[QUOTE=Omegaman] My government teacher had white eyebrows and I felt he was not to be trusted and told him so. [/QUOTE] You just went from being an angry patronizing Christian nutter to being a hilarious angry patronizing Christian nutter. ---
**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/per-your-request-oh-mighty-christian-warrior/407805/66 "2007-06-13T17:33:10Z")
[QUOTE=Omegaman] Look guys. It’s very simple really. Typing class was third period right after government. My government teacher had white eyebrows and I felt he was not to be trusted and told him so. Anyhow, he took an immediate dislike to me after that comment and as he was also a coach he didn’t like the fact that I was a large stoner much either. Finaly, to the point. I always smoked a large doobie after his class to relieve the stress of having to look at him and his white eyebrows for 55 minutes and didn’t pay much attention during typing class as it was an elective anyway . Now you know. [/QUOTE] That was largely coherent… Why can’t you type like that the rest of the time? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/per-your-request-oh-mighty-christian-warrior/407805/67 "2007-06-13T17:35:09Z")
[QUOTE=FordPrefect] That was largely coherent… [/QUOTE] It was? White Eyebrows? WTF? ---
**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/per-your-request-oh-mighty-christian-warrior/407805/68 "2007-06-13T17:39:32Z")
[QUOTE=Larry Borgia] It was? White Eyebrows? WTF? [/QUOTE] I did not say **Omegaman** isn’t a bit strange, but the sentence structure, the lack of references to “as I am a man” or “as a man”, beatings, calling other dopers “kiddies”, Jesus and mostly correct punctuation and capitalization made that a largely coherent post. It does seem that he has it in him, if he takes his time, puts down the bong, whatever, that he can type, despite the white eyebrowed teacher who wasn’t his typing teacher… ah fuck it, most of his periods were in the right place, good enough for now, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/per-your-request-oh-mighty-christian-warrior/407805/69 "2007-06-13T17:39:40Z")
I have to say, I learn from **Omegaman**. I never knew about the “pockets turned out” prison bitch thing he mentioned in another thread, and now I know people with white eyebrows are not to be trusted. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/per-your-request-oh-mighty-christian-warrior/407805/70 "2007-06-13T17:42:04Z")
[QUOTE=FordPrefect] I did not say **Omegaman** isn’t a bit strange, but the sentence structure, the lack of references to “as I am a man” or “as a man”, beatings, calling other dopers “kiddies”, Jesus and mostly correct punctuation and capitalization made that a largely coherent post. It does seem that he has it in him, if he takes his time, puts down the bong, whatever, that he can type, despite the white eyebrowed teacher who wasn’t his typing teacher… ah fuck it, most of his periods were in the right place, good enough for now, I guess. [/QUOTE] So it was _relatively_ coherent then. I can see that. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/per-your-request-oh-mighty-christian-warrior/407805/71 "2007-06-13T17:42:52Z")
White eyebrows don’t bother me. It’s white irises that ping my spooky. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/per-your-request-oh-mighty-christian-warrior/407805/72 "2007-06-13T17:46:33Z")
[QUOTE=Liberal] It’s white irises that ping my spooky. [/QUOTE] And yellow tulips. damn … ---
**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/per-your-request-oh-mighty-christian-warrior/407805/73 "2007-06-13T17:47:19Z")
[QUOTE=Larry Borgia] So it was _relatively_ coherent then. I can see that. [/QUOTE] :smack: That’s a much better word to use. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/per-your-request-oh-mighty-christian-warrior/407805/74 "2007-06-13T17:50:56Z")
I don’t like white eyelashes much, either. Buy some mascara, people (guys too). (“Ping my spooky?” I must remember that turn of phrase.) ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/per-your-request-oh-mighty-christian-warrior/407805/75 "2007-06-13T19:24:49Z")
I hate white frosted lipstick. It just looks so _wrong_. **Omegaman** , if you run your posts through a spelling and grammar check in Word before your post, people will have less of an issue. And acting like this > [@](#): > > \ trying to use imagery that might frighten a child , like in a horror picture . is really, really, _really_ not going to help your cause. Really. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/per-your-request-oh-mighty-christian-warrior/407805/76 "2007-06-13T19:36:02Z")
[QUOTE=Kythereia] I hate white frosted lipstick. It just looks so _wrong_. **Omegaman** , if you run your posts through a spelling and grammar check in Word before your post, people will have less of an issue. And acting like this is really, really, _really_ not going to help your cause. Really. [/QUOTE] Well let me ask you this as you have another perspective . Do you feel I was threatening to knife the prince ? ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/per-your-request-oh-mighty-christian-warrior/407805/77 "2007-06-13T19:45:59Z")
[QUOTE=Omegaman] Well let me ask you this as you have another perspective . Do you feel I was threatening to knife the prince ? [/QUOTE] Are you coming the raw prawn? ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/per-your-request-oh-mighty-christian-warrior/407805/78 "2007-06-13T19:54:30Z")
[QUOTE=BayleDomon] Are you coming the raw prawn? [/QUOTE] I’m sorry ? A shrimp reference ? ---
**Author:** ![recessiveMeme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@recessiveMeme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/recessiveMeme)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/per-your-request-oh-mighty-christian-warrior/407805/79 "2007-06-13T20:09:42Z")
[QUOTE=Omegaman] I’m sorry ? A shrimp reference ? [/quote] I think **BayleDomon** is trying to ascertain whether or not you believe that colorless green ideas sleep furiously . You see, distimming is that which the gostak does to the doshes ¿ You know . Circus people . Small hands .. . . smell like cabbage . ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2007, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/per-your-request-oh-mighty-christian-warrior/407805/80 "2007-06-13T20:52:24Z")
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