# Perciful: You are a Disgusting Racist and Xenophobe, and an Idiot Besides **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 25, 2010, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perciful-you-are-a-disgusting-racist-and-xenophobe-and-an-idiot-besides/540702 "2010-05-25T14:48:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perciful-you-are-a-disgusting-racist-and-xenophobe-and-an-idiot-besides/540702/61 "2010-05-26T20:26:55Z")
> [@EvilTOJ](#): > > I didn’t see anywhere where \*\*Dio \*\*said or implied “…but I don’t do this sort of thing” so I’m not getting the humor. Let me be the first to welcome you to the Straight Dope Message Boards. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perciful-you-are-a-disgusting-racist-and-xenophobe-and-an-idiot-besides/540702/62 "2010-05-26T20:58:54Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > [Bad news for San Francisco.](http://www.blisstree.com/flyawaycafe/files/2006/11/transamerica-pyramid.jpg) [Vegas, too](http://www.visitingdc.com/images/luxor-hotel-address.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perciful-you-are-a-disgusting-racist-and-xenophobe-and-an-idiot-besides/540702/63 "2010-05-26T21:18:24Z")
> [@EvilTOJ](#): > > I didn’t see anywhere where \*\*Dio \*\*said or implied “…but I don’t do this sort of thing” so I’m not getting the humor. In the aforementioned thread where a poster was asking about why her boyfriend wasn’t interested in sex, and **Perciful** went all crazy on " because he’s a cheating bisexual" tangent, **Dio** rejected the possibility that the b.f. was too stressed out to be interested by saying something like “stress never affects my sexual drive, so I don’t buy that.” If that’s not an example of **Dio** “extropolat[ing] a lot from personal, anecdotal experience,” the way he states **Perciful** seems to do, then butter my butt and call me a biscuit. > [@PlainJain](#): > > Let me be the first to welcome you to the Straight Dope Message Boards. Indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perciful-you-are-a-disgusting-racist-and-xenophobe-and-an-idiot-besides/540702/64 "2010-05-26T21:53:44Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > [Vegas, too](http://www.visitingdc.com/images/luxor-hotel-address.jpg). [And Paris.](http://bjdecastro.com/art/pei-pyramid-louvre-paris.jpg) But they’re only a little doomed, because they’re pyramid isn’t all that big. ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perciful-you-are-a-disgusting-racist-and-xenophobe-and-an-idiot-besides/540702/65 "2010-05-26T22:54:52Z")
I always imagine Amy Sedaris as Jerri Blank reading **Perciful’s** posts. Then I laugh and laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2010, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perciful-you-are-a-disgusting-racist-and-xenophobe-and-an-idiot-besides/540702/66 "2010-05-26T22:55:53Z")
> [@pepperlandgirl](#): > > I always imagine Amy Sedaris as Jerri Blank reading **Perciful’s** posts. Then I laugh and laugh. Genius! ---
**Author:** ![fubbleskag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fubbleskag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubbleskag)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perciful-you-are-a-disgusting-racist-and-xenophobe-and-an-idiot-besides/540702/67 "2010-05-27T00:45:24Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > I’m not sure it’s misandristic, but she does seem to extropolate a lot from personal, anecdotal experience, and it sounds like she’s had some bad luck with men. Holy shit. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perciful-you-are-a-disgusting-racist-and-xenophobe-and-an-idiot-besides/540702/68 "2010-05-27T01:51:44Z")
> [@EvilTOJ](#): > > I didn’t see anywhere where \*\*Dio \*\*said or implied “…but I don’t do this sort of thing” so I’m not getting the humor. If he had, it wouldn’t be ironic, just false. The humor, and irony, is based on the sweet innocent tones used by someone who is, apparently, completely oblivious to being broadly accused of the same thing, over and over, and even in the same thread. ---
**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2010, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perciful-you-are-a-disgusting-racist-and-xenophobe-and-an-idiot-besides/540702/69 "2010-05-27T15:44:18Z")
> [@"Americans - the most brainwashed people of the World"](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/americans-the-most-brainwashed-people-of-the-world/540685/19): > > I see what is happening because I look at everything from all angles and I’m a deep thinker. I spewed coffee when I read this in the “Americans are Brainwashed” thread in GD. ---
**Author:** ![kombatminipig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5ac83/32.png) [@kombatminipig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kombatminipig)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perciful-you-are-a-disgusting-racist-and-xenophobe-and-an-idiot-besides/540702/70 "2010-05-28T06:52:08Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > [And Paris.](http://bjdecastro.com/art/pei-pyramid-louvre-paris.jpg) But they’re only a little doomed, because they’re pyramid isn’t all that big. We’ll they’re French, so I think that they’re already chucked. Have you ever watched a French comedy show? There’s got to be a special hell for that. ---
**Author:** ![nicole1912](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9de0a6/32.png) [@nicole1912](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nicole1912)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perciful-you-are-a-disgusting-racist-and-xenophobe-and-an-idiot-besides/540702/71 "2010-05-28T08:34:17Z")
> [@"Americans - the most brainwashed people of the World"](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/americans-the-most-brainwashed-people-of-the-world/540685/19): > > > [@"Americans - the most brainwashed people of the World"](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/americans-the-most-brainwashed-people-of-the-world/540685/19): > > > > I see what is happening because I look at everything from all angles and I’m a deep thinker. > > I spewed coffee when I read this in the “Americans are Brainwashed” thread in GD. That is brilliance. Sheer brilliance. That whole post by **Perciful** is deeply disturbing, though. ---
**Author:** ![pantheon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6bbea6/32.png) [@pantheon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pantheon)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perciful-you-are-a-disgusting-racist-and-xenophobe-and-an-idiot-besides/540702/72 "2010-05-28T17:36:29Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I’d say Asian cultures value postgraduate education and “professional” careers more highly; we’re all supposed to go off and become doctors and lawyers and engineers and accountants and so on. They don’t let em play geetars and drive old trucks? They make em be doctors and lawyers and such? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perciful-you-are-a-disgusting-racist-and-xenophobe-and-an-idiot-besides/540702/73 "2010-05-28T17:49:32Z")
Nope. Asian mommas don’t let their babies grow up to be cowboys. Mostly 'cause we’re lactose intolerant. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perciful-you-are-a-disgusting-racist-and-xenophobe-and-an-idiot-besides/540702.md?page=3)