# Perfect Americanism

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-americanism/726264>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 26, 2015, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-americanism/726264 "2015-07-26T21:36:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2015, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-americanism/726264/21 "2015-07-27T17:31:43Z")

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> [@crawlspace](#):
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> got you beat. America in [4 words](http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYKDuRpCAAApjAe.jpg).

USA! USA! USA!

fnord

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2015, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-americanism/726264/22 "2015-07-27T21:59:51Z")

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> [@Crawlspace](#):
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> Got you beat. America in [4 words](http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYKDuRpCAAApjAe.jpg).

Thank you.

> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#):
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> How long have you felt this way? Would you like to change?

That reminds me of a light bulb joke. Not my favorite light bulb joke. That’s the one about flies.

What is it about Americans and light bulb jokes?

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**Author:** ![doorhinge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a5b964/32.png) [@doorhinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doorhinge)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2015, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-americanism/726264/23 "2015-07-27T22:09:51Z")

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> [@Crawlspace](#):
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> Got you beat. America in [4 words](http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYKDuRpCAAApjAe.jpg).

That’s 10 words. Did you go to school in Denmark?

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2015, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-americanism/726264/24 "2015-07-27T22:51:58Z")

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I’ll take “The Rapists” for a thousand, Trebek.

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