# Perfect gift for children you hate: the Ann Coulter doll! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 15, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148 "2003-12-15T17:05:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![\_possum\_stalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/b77776/32.png) [@\_possum\_stalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_possum_stalker)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/21 "2003-12-15T22:24:34Z")
> [@](#): > > I have the Anne Coulter, the GW (business suit), and the Rummy dolls, but I was given the first two. I bought the third. :eek: That’s fuckin’ eerie. _(at loss for words)_ So, ummm… are you satisfied with the product, overall? Good times ensue? Also, re: the gun club- trap or skeet? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/22 "2003-12-15T22:53:09Z")
As honored as I am by friend **Dewey’s** thoughtfulness, I must decline. I must assume that the doll in question is constructed entirely of materials either toxic or carcinogenic. Have you considered wrapping it gift paper and leaving it in a conspicuous location to be stolen? A very “New York” touch of random malice. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/23 "2003-12-16T00:29:39Z")
I’ll bet most of the people who will end up with the Ann Coulter doll will be liberals. It’s not so much an action figure as it is an action effigy. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/24 "2003-12-16T00:31:38Z")
Aren’t those dolls supposed be a lot bigger with a big 'O" for a mouth? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/25 "2003-12-16T00:51:52Z")
**Revtim** , my Perv-O-Meter tops out at thermonuclear. Its broken now. $19.95, Radio Shack. Please remit. ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/26 "2003-12-16T01:01:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 'possum stalker \* > \*\*:eek: > > That’s fuckin’ eerie. > > _(at loss for words)_ > > So, ummm… are you satisfied with the product, overall? Good times ensue? > > Also, re: the gun club- trap or skeet? \*\* They actually are of a pretty good quality, and they have quite a few recorded blurbs. I want to get the Clinton doll next. He was a slime of a man, but he said some funny crap. My gun club is pretty all-inclusive. We encourage diverisity! We have a big skeet/trap crowd, but I generally stick to the IDPA and three-gun stuff, occasionally going to high-power rifle matches. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/27 "2003-12-16T01:03:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elucidator \* > \*\ ***Revtim** , my Perv-O-Meter tops out at thermonuclear. Its broken now. $19.95, Radio Shack. Please remit. \*\* 😃 or perhaps :o is more appropriate! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/28 "2003-12-16T01:50:32Z")
Is she anatomically correct? Is her cloaca correctly proportional to her ovipositor? ---
**Author:** ![MrTuffPaws](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MrTuffPaws](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrTuffPaws)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/29 "2003-12-16T03:36:14Z")
**elucidator** Thank you thank you thank you. I think that is in the most funniest things I have read in the SDMB ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/30 "2003-12-16T03:55:45Z")
It’s times like this I wish I had even a shred of modesty to flaunt. ---
**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/31 "2003-12-16T04:34:37Z")
Damn, too bad I’m so ghetto poor this Christmas, that thing would make a kick ass gag gift for a lot of people I know… ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/32 "2003-12-16T04:54:48Z")
Reminds of “The Bride of Chucky” ---
**Author:** ![shy\_guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@shy\_guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shy_guy)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/33 "2003-12-16T06:04:01Z")
> [@](#): > > I bet Todd McFarlane could do her justice… Great, now I’m imagining some kind of blood-splattered Ann Coulter with removable limbs that comes with assorted demon sidekicks to do her bidding and torture her sexually. C’mon, you were all thinking the same thing. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/34 "2003-12-16T06:29:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by shy guy \* > \*\*Great, now I’m imagining some kind of blood-splattered Ann Coulter with removable limbs that comes with assorted demon sidekicks to do her bidding and torture her sexually. > > C’mon, you were all thinking the same thing. \*\* Well, yeah, but in fairness, that’s what I think when ever I hear the name “Ann Coulter.” ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/35 "2003-12-16T07:48:29Z")
I think if I were to ever receive an Ann Coulter doll as a gift, I’d immediately throttle the giver on the spot. No jury would convict me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/36 "2003-12-16T11:59:18Z")
> [@](#): > > Well, yeah, but in fairness, that’s what I think when ever I hear the name “Ann Coulter.” I think golden monkeys. But in any case, the doll isn’t correct. I mean, where’s the [Adam’s apple?](http://home.ec.rr.com/djacksonjr/acgreen.jpg) Also, this will surely spark a veritable cottage industry of right-wing toys. I’m predicting the next smash hit will be “Hungry Hungry Limbaughs”, where you feed pain medication to large-mouthed talk-show hosts. ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/37 "2003-12-16T13:09:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by shy guy \* > \*\*Great, now I’m imagining some kind of blood-splattered Ann Coulter with removable limbs that comes with assorted demon sidekicks to do her bidding and torture her sexually. > > C’mon, you were all thinking the same thing. \*\* > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Miller_\*\* > Well, yeah, but in fairness, that’s what I think when ever I hear the name “Ann Coulter.”\*\* Heh. I love you guys. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/38 "2003-12-16T13:19:19Z")
In Ann’s case, anatomical correctness would involve a mouth ten times the size of her brain. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/39 "2003-12-16T13:57:20Z")
Wow, that is some Adam’s apple, all right. Say… isn’t an unusually large Adam’s apple one of the ways you can spot a M-to-F transsexual? ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Cheatem_Undhow)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/40 "2003-12-16T18:15:57Z")
For my money, all of those dolls pale in comparison to the [R. Lee Ermey motivational figurine](http://www.rleeermey.com/1index.php). Buy me one for Christmas, maggots! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148.md?page=3)