# Perfect gift for children you hate: the Ann Coulter doll! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 15, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148 "2003-12-15T17:05:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/41 "2003-12-16T18:39:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > \*\*There’s no way we can sell Ann Coulter into White Slavery, is there? (Preferably to a Turkish Sultan with a harem.) \*\* Christ, are you kidding? That face looks like its been used to sand hard oak finishes on the Spanish Armada. Or do you propose to throw in a lifetime supply of plastic bags? (…or just one, if its tight enough. :eek: ) If the doll is even close to acurate, poison runs through its veins. For that alone, why isn’t this on the [10 Worst Toys List of 2003?](http://www.toysafety.org/worstToyList.html) ---
**Author:** ![\_possum\_stalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/b77776/32.png) [@\_possum\_stalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_possum_stalker)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/42 "2003-12-16T20:35:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dewey Cheatem Undhow \* > \*\*For my money, all of those dolls pale in comparison to the [R. Lee Ermey motivational figurine](http://www.rleeermey.com/1index.php). > > Buy me one for Christmas, maggots! \*\* Finally, a talking doll with an EXTRA SALTY version. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/43 "2003-12-17T04:27:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dewey Cheatem Undhow \* > \*\*For my money, all of those dolls pale in comparison to the [R. Lee Ermey motivational figurine](http://www.rleeermey.com/1index.php). > > Buy me one for Christmas, maggots! \*\* I’ve found Airman’s Christmas present! He’ll be so thrilled! Robin, who is grateful she doesn’t have to listen to Ann. ---
**Author:** ![Dizzy\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dizzy\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dizzy_Fingers)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/44 "2003-12-17T05:03:45Z")
I just had a sudden, disturbing vision of the real Ann Coulter saying, “If I break, buy a new one! Hoohaheheheh!” ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/45 "2003-12-17T07:19:20Z")
Hell, the voodoo potential alone is worth it! ---
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/46 "2003-12-17T16:45:37Z")
I think that this was alluded to above, but I wonder if there is such a thing as inflatable, anatomically correct, lifesize celebrity dolls? Imagine the possibilities. Of course with Ann Coulter’s ego, you’d never be able to deflate her. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/47 "2003-12-17T16:49:07Z")
I was playing with this doll the other night. Does anybody know how to get G.I. Joe’s dick out of her butt? ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/48 "2003-12-17T17:26:22Z")
How long have you been referring to yourself as G.I. Joe, **lieu**? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/49 "2003-12-17T17:34:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*I was playing with this doll the other night. Does anybody know how to get G.I. Joe’s dick out of her butt? \*\* I heard seized Iraqi oil is good for that. ---
**Author:** ![\_possum\_stalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/b77776/32.png) [@\_possum\_stalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_possum_stalker)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/50 "2003-12-17T22:33:17Z")
After G.I. Joe sobers up and heads back to base, he’ll never call Ann again. > [@](#): > > Hell, the voodoo potential alone is worth it! I like **Miller** ’s term: action effigy. Someone get his man a patent lawyer and a marketing team, stat. ---
**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148/51 "2003-12-17T22:37:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*Say… isn’t an unusually large Adam’s apple one of the ways you can spot a M-to-F transsexual? \*\* Well, that and the man-shaped face. And if [George W. Bush](http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2002/082002.asp) claims she isn’t a transsexual, then you _know_ she is! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-gift-for-children-you-hate-the-ann-coulter-doll/219148.md?page=2)