# "perfect master" title

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-master-title/283802>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [January 9, 2005, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-master-title/283802 "2005-01-09T00:29:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-master-title/283802/1 "2005-01-09T00:29:57Z")

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Does **Cecil Adams** ’ “Perfect Master” title allow him to function as a Mod/Admin? If he stumbled across a thread title that said “Cecil Adams is teh L4Z0R!!!1”, could he delete it?

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-master-title/283802/2 "2005-01-09T00:49:33Z")

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I’m sure all he has to do is glare at the offending post . . . that’s sufficient.

your humble TubaDiva  
Administrator

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-master-title/283802/3 "2005-01-09T02:04:06Z")

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I dunno. I can’t see Cecil being to peeved at being called a laser. 😃

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**Author:** ![WeRSauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f19dbf/32.png) [@WeRSauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WeRSauron)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2005, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-master-title/283802/4 "2005-01-09T04:45:52Z")

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Nothing happens on this board without the consent and will of the great **Cecil Adams**. If someone were to even desire to post something against His will or consent, he/she would find him/herself unable to do so.

This is the doctrine of **Cecil Adam** ’s _qadr_.

WRS - _Hadha min fazli rabbana **Sisali Adamzi** al-Akbar_.

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-master-title/283802/5 "2005-01-10T01:12:27Z")

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> [@Larry Borgia](#):
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> I dunno. I can’t see Cecil being to peeved at being called a laser. 😃

L0S4R!!!1eleven, then. But I like the way that L4Z0r looks.