# Perfect Master **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 17, 2005, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-master/308754 "2005-06-17T20:46:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![alterego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6bbea6/32.png) [@alterego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alterego)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2005, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-master/308754/1 "2005-06-17T20:46:43Z")
_The greatest problem all around the world today, whether in America, Japan, China, Russia, India or anywhere else in the world, is that people are not in peace. People want peace. Today, if two people fight, the government is supposed to settle them down. But when governments fight, who is going to settle them down? The only one who can settle the governments down is the **Perfect Master** , the incarnation of God Himself, who comes to Earth to save mankind._ – Psycho Lunatic Prem Rawat ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2005, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-master/308754/2 "2005-06-17T21:45:59Z")
Well. That clears that up then. Right. Waitress! Another round for me & my alterego. Thanks, darling! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2005, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-master/308754/3 "2005-06-17T21:49:34Z")
Yeah, I’ve been wondering when Cecil would get around to world peace. It’s taking him long enough! ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2005, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-master/308754/4 "2005-06-17T22:47:01Z")
I prefer 8 out 15 rounds of Rock’em Sock’em Robots. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-master/308754/5 "2005-06-18T02:42:46Z")
Wow. In the meantime, guess I’ll bumble on with the sad plodding of thoughtful compassionate action until some Big Daddy rolls in with an open-armed easy answer. ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-master/308754/6 "2005-06-18T02:46:47Z")
> [@Larry Borgia](#): > > Yeah, I’ve been wondering when Cecil would get around to world peace. It’s taking him long enough! Longer than he thought, in fact. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-master/308754/7 "2005-06-18T03:29:52Z")
“All I want is peace … peace … piece … a little piece of Poland, a little piece of France …” - Adolph Hitler (Mel Brooks in “To be or not to be”) ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-master/308754/8 "2005-06-18T04:54:26Z")
> [@Larry Borgia](#): > > Yeah, I’ve been wondering when Cecil would get around to world peace. It’s taking him long enough! I’m sure he’ll get right on that once Ignorance is stamped out. ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-master/308754/9 "2005-06-18T05:09:02Z")
Wishful thinking at its worst. ---
**Author:** ![alterego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6bbea6/32.png) [@alterego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alterego)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2005, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-master/308754/10 "2005-06-18T16:28:12Z")
_"… A Perfect Master brings himself down so close to the ordinary run of mankind that in course of time, he is able to impart his knowledge to them._" – Meher Baba _“The Perfect master is one who somehow manages to say things which cannot be said, then he tries to teach them to you…”_ – Osho Purnima 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2005, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-master/308754/11 "2005-06-19T02:24:51Z")
Is there any bondage to go with this supposed “master”? ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2005, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-master/308754/12 "2005-06-19T02:45:50Z")
Who the hell wants peace? 😕 War! HUH! What is it good for? . . . A paycheck. Tripler Don’t say “Peace”. It puts me out of a job.