# Performers who kept their names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/performers-who-kept-their-names/954697>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 21, 2021, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/performers-who-kept-their-names/954697 "2021-11-21T01:24:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2022, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/performers-who-kept-their-names/954697/81 "2022-03-17T02:25:42Z")

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> [@Andy\_L](#):
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> That’s what I figured was being referenced

Offtopic, but where are you from that you use “figured” that way? I use it that way, too, in daily life, but usually change it online because people get confused.

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2022, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/performers-who-kept-their-names/954697/82 "2022-03-17T23:33:23Z")

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I’m from the American east coast. Doesn’t everyone say things that “That’s what I figured”?

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2022, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/performers-who-kept-their-names/954697/83 "2022-03-17T23:35:48Z")

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figures you easterners would talk that way

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2022, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/performers-who-kept-their-names/954697/84 "2022-03-17T23:36:31Z")

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I’m from the west coast, and that’s what I say.

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2022, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/performers-who-kept-their-names/954697/85 "2022-03-17T23:44:48Z")

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I’m plumb offended!

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2022, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/performers-who-kept-their-names/954697/86 "2022-03-17T23:46:19Z")

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well, at least you are not all akilter

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2022, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/performers-who-kept-their-names/954697/87 "2022-03-18T01:24:08Z")

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Huh. I thought these were all hillbilly words.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2022, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/performers-who-kept-their-names/954697/88 "2022-03-18T04:39:31Z")

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goldang flatanders

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2022, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/performers-who-kept-their-names/954697/89 "2022-03-19T04:26:47Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> figures you easterners would talk that way

We don’t cotton to none of your high falutin fancy talk round these parts, dad blame it.

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2022, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/performers-who-kept-their-names/954697/90 "2022-03-19T12:59:02Z")

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We prefer “Hill Williams”

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**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2022, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/performers-who-kept-their-names/954697/91 "2022-03-19T13:43:33Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> I read, a long time ago, that it was his professional manager who gave him the name Englebert Humperdinck.

Here’s how it went:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/yjaRR4ofudA/hqdefault.jpg "Eddie Izzard - Engelbert Humperdinck") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjaRR4ofudA&t=60)

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