# Perhaps the most idiotic person to ever disgrace our board.. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 2, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227 "2004-01-02T04:33:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![\_possum\_stalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/b77776/32.png) [@\_possum\_stalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_possum_stalker)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/41 "2004-01-02T17:40:49Z")
Eureka… the Fudgey Utter Nutball! **calling 'PossumCorp. Marketing Department** ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/42 "2004-01-02T18:28:44Z")
I remember when I was in college and going through my Richard Bach, new agey, consciousness expansion phase. (I’ve since had to scale back my consciousness to make room for a big screen) I have no doubt I said some things that sounded as bizarre as his posts…well, maybe not _quite_ that bizarre, since I avoided psychedelics, but still pretty silly and pseudoscientific for sure. Now it all just leaves a nasty taste in my memory, so I’m willing to cut the person some slack. But **Question** , when you call people cowards and worse just because they don’t see things your way, you’re really pushing tolerance to the breaking point. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/43 "2004-01-02T19:38:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Question \* > \*\*you see, you are right… > > as you typed that sentence you communicated with the spirit realm. through your fingers your transmitted the energy of your thoughts to the keyboard and into your computer which then utilized the software on your machine to create the tcp/ip packets necessary to encode the information so that the receiving computer could decode it and it could appear here in this thread. you and i, we, everthing… it is energy that is all connected. concentrate on your finger tips as type and you can feel the energy being relayed to the SDMD server. \*\* He’s just messing with us, this is simply too stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/44 "2004-01-02T20:01:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > \*\*He’s just messing with us, this is simply too stupid. \*\* . . . I almost don’t care at this point, it’s fun! ---
**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/45 "2004-01-02T20:23:36Z")
It seems quite obvious to me that the mind of **Question** is a cork, and that it has been totally [obliverated](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=232644) . > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ice97531 > \* > \*\*With this definition: > Obliverated - The complete destruction of something > …could a person, or anything really, be obliverated? > > I guess what this really comes down to is: > Can you destroy atoms, or corks and down the line?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/46 "2004-01-02T20:25:45Z")
Hey, you don’t suppose that demonbuster Deliverance guy **Guinastasia** introduced us to… who said he had children… Could this be his firstborn? Speaking in tongues to us? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/47 "2004-01-02T20:38:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by RAWDuke \* > Mr. Randi, I predict your $1 million will shortly change hands. Neat. A juggling act. Maybe he could throw in a few of those “counterfeit detector pens” and light them on fire while he’s at it. ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/48 "2004-01-02T21:31:35Z")
You people are being hypo-whooshed. He’s just reacted to perceived knee-jerk skepticism and while he may not know it, his tongue is actually in his cheek. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/49 "2004-01-02T22:54:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Question \* > you and i, we, everthing… it is energy that is all connected. concentrate on your finger tips as type and you can feel the energy being relayed to the SDMD server. “I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.” – The Beatles, “I Am the Walrus” “I know you know what you know, but you should know by now that you’re not me.” – The Rutles, “I Am the Waitress” ---
**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/50 "2004-01-02T23:01:39Z")
“Reports that say something hasn’t happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don’t know we don’t know.” – some guy in Washington, D.C. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/51 "2004-01-02T23:03:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Question \* > \*\*…you and i, we, everthing… it is energy that is all connected. concentrate on your finger tips as type and you can feel the energy being relayed to the SDMD server. \*\* So THAT’S what the fuck is slowing down the servers! Dude, stop thinking and give the hamsters a rest. ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2004, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/52 "2004-01-02T23:08:29Z")
That’s got to be Rumsfeld. ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/53 "2004-01-03T00:02:24Z")
> [@](#): > > _KidCharlemagne said:_ > You people are being hypo-whooshed. He’s just reacted to perceived knee-jerk skepticism and while he may not know it, his tongue is actually in his cheek. An excellent display of psionics. Please collect your million from Randi. Also, does a hypo-woosh go through the five hole? ---
**Author:** ![Question](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ecc23a/32.png) [@Question](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Question)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/54 "2004-01-03T00:31:13Z")
i love skeptics… keep trying to sound smart but know that you are educated stupid. how dense can you be? [http://www.superstringtheory.com/basics/basic.html](http://www.superstringtheory.com/basics/basic.html) that is the flow of energy that is your reality. it is the collapse of the wavefunction. before and after the collapse is beyond our perception but ALL OF REALITY is capable of being understood. you must comprehend the flow of this energy in and out of what you call your physical body to know truth. your doubt is all that prevents anything that can be conceptualized. cast it aside and what you see will be truth. ---
**Author:** ![Question](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ecc23a/32.png) [@Question](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Question)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/55 "2004-01-03T00:32:21Z")
i love skeptics… keep trying to sound smart but know that you are educated stupid. how dense can you be? [http://www.superstringtheory.com/basics/basic1.html](http://www.superstringtheory.com/basics/basic1.html) that is the flow of energy that is your reality. it is the collapse of the wavefunction. before and after the collapse is beyond our perception but ALL OF REALITY is capable of being understood. you must comprehend the flow of this energy in and out of what you call your physical body to know truth. your doubt is all that prevents anything that can be conceptualized. cast it aside and what you see will be truth. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/56 "2004-01-03T00:44:06Z")
Freakazoid. ---
**Author:** ![\_possum\_stalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/b77776/32.png) [@\_possum\_stalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_possum_stalker)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/57 "2004-01-03T00:46:26Z")
I see you are of the “nothing is or isn’t, but thinking makes it so” school. > [@](#): > > keep trying to sound smart but know that you are educated stupid. Maybe you should try to conceptualize adverbs, skip. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/58 "2004-01-03T00:54:00Z")
I do have one concern: if Question and us are all one, then when we manage to make him go away, do we have to go away, too?😃 ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/59 "2004-01-03T01:45:21Z")
Me, I prefer the [sillystring theory](http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/string/silly.html) . . . ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/60 "2004-01-03T01:58:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Question \* > your doubt is all that prevents anything that can be conceptualized. cast it aside and what you see will be truth. Personally, I think the world would be much better if you brought me all your earthly possessions and became my willing servant. Then I could teach you how the world could be made beautiful through all my lovely wisdom. Have no doubt, my child. Some might call “The Holy Steve” a cult, but they are the unenlightened. Some might call it slave labor, but they’re just being cruel. There’s nothing wrong with volunteering yourself to a greater purpose, particularly if it’s me. First lesson: Do not doubt the existence of the shift key. It is there for you, and for the goodness of the capital letters that cry out from the void to begin your sentences in earnest! Can you not hear and heed the plaintive shout of those much maligned characters? Yea, they would transform themselves in the quantum foam, if 'twere only your finger depressed at the proper point of the wave function. Feel the harmony of the the shift, the capital letter, and the beginning of the sentence! Know that it is well with the universe, embrace the love that dwells within the beauty of the language, and cast aside that chaotic uncertainty which cannot decide where one thought ends and another begins. All thoughts are one onion, and each sentence a layer of those thoughts. Would and onion be an onion if it had no layers? Now go, and grow for me a large crop of onions, selling half of them at the best price and giving the other half to needy children who need a good cry. Unto me you shall give proceeds, and I shall bless you with another lesson. Go in peace. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227.md?page=4)