# Perhaps the most idiotic person to ever disgrace our board.. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 2, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227 "2004-01-02T04:33:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/81 "2004-01-03T12:49:00Z")
welcome to hive…mind **Mr2001**. here we get to ponder the cube nature of time and eat crayons oh ya watch out for the doubters…! ---
**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/82 "2004-01-03T12:51:47Z")
Did you guys feel that? It’s like the universe itself was flowing through my fingers as I posted. Sweet. Anyone got some Funyuns? The spirit realm is totally telling me to go to Jack in the Box, but like, all this energy is clouding my mind. I don’t think the spirits want me to drive. ---
**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/83 "2004-01-03T12:56:38Z")
Well, if **Brutus** will put down his crayons for a little while, I’ll eat some Funyuns, and **Mr2001** can vicariously enjoy them via the hive tongue. ---
**Author:** ![Iacob\_Matthew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Iacob\_Matthew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iacob_Matthew)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/84 "2004-01-03T17:09:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fenris \* > Thus, I harness my psychic forces of (n[sup]357th[/sup]\*PHI /42 )[sup]2[/sup] (PHI=Love, remember?) power via the 4th dimension in the form of the golden ratio to telepathically uplink with all other Dopers, past and future. ( **FutureDoperGirl** from the SDMB of 2961 says “Hi all! Happy Klordney Day!”) Neato. Now I’d like to see you (err… us, the Schizocorpum Hivemind of The Dope) channel **Collunsbury** to see his (our?) response to this travesty. ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/85 "2004-01-03T18:42:02Z")
And now, the moment you’ve been waiting for: THE SUPRA-DELUXXE QUESTION MAD LIBS. To play along at home, please make ready a pair of six-sided dice (or at least dice which, in this quantum, appear to have the waveform of being associated with peak fluctuations of greater than zero and less than seven). NOUNS 2. doubt 3. flux 4. waveform 5. quantum 6. energy 7. spirit 8. mind 9. understanding 10. timecube 11. rhythm 12. cosmos ADJECTIVES 2. cosmic 3. cosmic 4. cosmic 5. cosmic 6. cosmic 7. cosmic 8. cosmic 9. cosmic 10. cosmic 11. cosmic 12. weird ADVERBS 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. Now simply roll the dice and create your own post by **Question.** Great for those slow days when entertaining Pit threads are hard to find! Amuse your friends! you are all educated stupid, you can you doubt the (adjective) (noun) of the (noun) when the (adjective) of the (adjective) (noun) is so (adjective)? you are a coward, open your (adjective) (noun) and accept the (noun) of the (adjective) (noun). In next week’s **Question Mad Libs,** we use verbs! FISH ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/86 "2004-01-03T19:06:11Z")
Wow, all that mental masturbation sure brought him a lot of attention. I interpret his post to be: blahblahblahblahquantumblahblahblahblah. Stop it before you go blind, **Question**. ---
**Author:** ![Early\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Early\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Early_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/87 "2004-01-04T07:49:41Z")
I’m shocked, _shocked_, to find that **Question** has been banned in here! ---
**Author:** ![Algorithm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/algorithm/32/12204_2.png) [@Algorithm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algorithm)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/88 "2004-01-04T08:22:33Z")
All great crackpots are unappreciated in their time. ---
**Author:** ![Quint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/76d3ee/32.png) [@Quint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quint)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/89 "2004-01-04T08:25:47Z")
I realize that I’m a little late to this party, but while Question and Kurdt Kobain are clearly idiots, I think that NYNJVATXPA’s contributions to this thread [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=129351](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=129351) perhaps more closely match the classical definition of an idiot. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/90 "2004-01-04T13:39:07Z")
Ah, yes, I remember **NYN** well! Only seven posts, all in that thread. Perhaps its keepers caught it and got the straitjacket back on before it could post again. Oh, well. I expect **Lynn** , the Patient But Finally Fed-Up, will be closing this sucker down now. :: Sits back and awaits the next gormless loon :: ---
**Author:** ![Early\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Early\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Early_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227/91 "2004-01-04T14:49:43Z")
Wow! How did I ever miss **NYNJVATXPA**?! Maybe we could round up these folks and put them all in one place, so they could talk to each other. We could call it the “Dope Message Board.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perhaps-the-most-idiotic-person-to-ever-disgrace-our-board/222227.md?page=4)