# Perjorative names for water

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perjorative-names-for-water/937922>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 15, 2021, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perjorative-names-for-water/937922 "2021-03-15T06:44:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perjorative-names-for-water/937922/21 "2021-03-17T17:12:37Z")

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Neptune’s Revenge?

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**Author:** ![Hatchie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hatchie/32/3983_2.png) [@Hatchie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hatchie)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2021, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perjorative-names-for-water/937922/22 "2021-03-18T21:10:41Z")

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Well, if it isn’t Flow Job. How’s it trickling, Wah-wah? Babbled any brooks lately, Splashy? Your mom’s a douche, your dad’s an enema, your brother’s a squirt, and your sister pumps Poland Spring.

Get lost, Skywank.

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2021, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perjorative-names-for-water/937922/23 "2021-03-18T21:35:28Z")

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Spigotto (especially to mock bottled water)  
Pipe soup

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**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2021, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perjorative-names-for-water/937922/24 "2021-03-18T21:45:23Z")

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> [@Hatchie](#):
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> Get lost, Skywank.

I love this one and am going to start using it.

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**Author:** ![DPRK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4491bb/32.png) [@DPRK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DPRK)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2021, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perjorative-names-for-water/937922/25 "2021-03-18T23:04:10Z")

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That rain, it’s God having a slash.

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**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2021, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perjorative-names-for-water/937922/26 "2021-03-27T02:28:33Z")

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W.C. Fields: “Never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.”

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**Author:** ![griffin1977](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@griffin1977](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/griffin1977)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2021, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perjorative-names-for-water/937922/27 "2021-03-27T03:25:11Z")

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I’ll tell my brother he’s in cultured company 🙂 (see [Perjorative names for water - #16 by griffin1977](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perjorative-names-for-water/937922/16) )

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**Author:** ![Hatchie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hatchie/32/3983_2.png) [@Hatchie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hatchie)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2021, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perjorative-names-for-water/937922/28 "2021-08-13T00:01:04Z")

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Turd Bath

Dunky

Soak’ums

Splatterpuss

Dousebucket

Judi Drench

Flush Limbaugh

Slosho

Weeping Willy

Seeping Sally

Floodzilla

Dr. Leaky

Gushers

Her Moistness

PlungeBob

Spigot splooge

Creeksqueak

Sopworth

Dropsy

Swigglet

Gurgley

Dewlap

Eisenshower

Lake Titicaca

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**Author:** ![Hatchie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hatchie/32/3983_2.png) [@Hatchie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hatchie)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2022, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perjorative-names-for-water/937922/29 "2022-08-23T16:46:08Z")

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Glug-glug

Dewpoint

Septic Sally

Dr. Trickle

Mr. Hydro

Rinse Cycle

Flats Seltzer

Birdbath

Quenchy

Sudsy O’Dishpan

Boatfloat

Spitzer Swallows

Whalespout

Lady Dilute

Pissy Riot

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