# Permission to swear? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 15, 2006, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/permission-to-swear/348475 "2006-03-15T16:49:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/permission-to-swear/348475/41 "2006-03-15T22:35:25Z")
> [@What Exit?](#): > > Did he give more no bids to Haliburton . . . :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/permission-to-swear/348475/42 "2006-03-15T22:37:49Z")
> [@UncleBeer](#): > > :rolleyes: 😕 ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/permission-to-swear/348475/43 "2006-03-15T22:42:35Z")
> [@UncleBeer](#): > > :rolleyes: What Cheney hasn’t given No-Bid contracts to his own Company? ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/permission-to-swear/348475/44 "2006-03-15T23:49:04Z")
> [@What Exit?](#): > > What Cheney hasn’t given No-Bid contracts to his own Company? You’re getting philosophical on us? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2006, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/permission-to-swear/348475/45 "2006-03-15T23:58:14Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > I’m an intelligent toaster that was abandoned in Dallas in '63. I, for one, welcome our new intelligent toaster overlords. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/permission-to-swear/348475/46 "2006-03-16T00:05:51Z")
> [@NineToTheSky](#): > > I think I’m out of my depth already. 🙂 Welcome to the boards, and quite possibly one of tamest Pit threads I’ve ever seen. Of course, being a Pit thread, the GOP gets dragged into it. But that’s true of just about any Pit thread. Our cute adorable lefties here are a bit obsessed. You’ll get used to it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/permission-to-swear/348475/47 "2006-03-16T00:22:54Z")
Hey, what a great time to post (From Memory) the song that Jay sings at the start of JaSB-SB “Fuck, fuck, mother mother fuck fuck mother mother fuck? Mother mother fuck fuck!” Or words of that nature, you goddamn chicken fucking shit sucking cunting motherfuckbrained whelp of a fucking whore! ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/permission-to-swear/348475/48 "2006-03-16T00:32:13Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > I, for one, welcome our new intelligent toaster overlords. Would you like some toast? How 'bout a muffin? Waffles? ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/permission-to-swear/348475/49 "2006-03-16T02:07:15Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > I thought you guys banned robots on sight? Yeah. We fucking hate those fucking rusty assed hamster stuffing goat felching rat bastard mechanical shit stains. Goddam shit fer brains cyborg mother fuckers. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/permission-to-swear/348475/50 "2006-03-16T02:18:51Z")
> [@Captain Amazing](#): > > You’re getting philosophical on us? Not too likely, don’t worry, I just thought as long as we were in the pit, I might as well vent about my least favorite Politician. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/permission-to-swear/348475/51 "2006-03-16T02:23:03Z")
> [@DeadlyAccurate](#): > > Dudes, you’re not fooling anyone with using an asterisk in place of the “u”. Believe it or not, the mods are smart enough to figure out f\*ck means “fuck.” As Dennis Miller once said, “at least learn to swear correctly. I’m tired of people telling me to go ‘fack’ myself.” ---
**Author:** ![kushiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbce88/32.png) [@kushiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kushiel)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/permission-to-swear/348475/52 "2006-03-16T03:05:21Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > As Dennis Miller once said, “at least learn to swear correctly. I’m tired of people telling me to go ‘fack’ myself.” FAQ you, you FAQing FAQer! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/permission-to-swear/348475/53 "2006-03-16T03:14:33Z")
> [@kushiel](#): > > FAQ you, you FAQing FAQer! Too bad there’s not a Frequently UNasked Questions. That WOULD allow an “FUQ.” ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/permission-to-swear/348475/54 "2006-03-16T04:38:14Z")
**Sergeant Modman** :I am Postery Sergeant Modman, your Senior Post Instructor. From now on, you will post only when posted to, and the first and last words out of your filthy computers will be “Sir!” Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair! Here you are all equally worthless! My orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve on my beloved SDMB! Do you maggots understand that? > [@NineToTheSky](#): > > …FUCK FUCK FUCK… **Sergeant Modman** :Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who’s the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker in here, who just signed his own suspension? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking hamsters said it! Out-fucking-standing! **NineToTheSky** :Sir, I said it, sir! **Sergeant Mod** :Well … no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Poster Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my thread and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I’ve got your name! I’ve got your ass! I’ve got your $14.95 (US) You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will not duplicate post! You will not start threads in the wrong forum! You will learn to code properly. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your keyboard! You had best unfuck yourself or I will delete your posts and shit on your profile! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK Fucking welcome to the fucking boards, fucking NineToTheSky, ya fucking fuck! 😃 [right]FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK[/right] CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/permission-to-swear/348475/55 "2006-03-16T05:38:06Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > I’m an intelligent toaster that was abandoned in Dallas in '63. _Ixnay on the okesmay omfray the assygray ollknay!_ It’s all right there in _The [Oster](http://image.bizrate.com/resize?sq=400&uid=296947821)man Weekend_. Fnord. ---
**Author:** ![NineToTheSky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5a626/32.png) [@NineToTheSky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NineToTheSky)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/permission-to-swear/348475/56 "2006-03-16T09:10:54Z")
Crowmanyclouds: I think I’m getting back into my depth again. I haven’t laughed so much in ages. Thanks for a great welcome. And I may be getting myself in trouble again because I’m not swearing. Oh fuck it - if you can’t beat 'em, join 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Uzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/91b2a8/32.png) [@Uzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uzi)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/permission-to-swear/348475/57 "2006-03-16T10:50:45Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Welcome to the SDMB, **NineToTheSky**. I hope that was cathartic. Perhaps your next foray can actually be swearing ABOUT someone or something. GWB, Dick Cheney, telemarketers, big box retail upsellers, and sometimes Tony Blair are somewhat popular targets. OMFG! We have enough fucking members posting about those fucking assholes adfuckingnauseum. So, there is no fucking reason to encourage that new fucking fucker, NineToThefuckingSky, from fucking posting about the same fuckity fuck things over and fucking over? Fer fuck’s sake! :mad: :rolleyes: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![NineToTheSky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5a626/32.png) [@NineToTheSky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NineToTheSky)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/permission-to-swear/348475/58 "2006-03-16T12:09:56Z")
> [@Uzi](#): > > OMFG! We have enough fucking members posting about those fucking assholes adfuckingnauseum. So, there is no fucking reason to encourage that new fucking fucker, NineToThefuckingSky, from fucking posting about the same fuckity fuck things over and fucking over? > Fer fuck’s sake! :mad: :rolleyes: 😉 I think you missed out a fuck there. ---
**Author:** ![Uzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/91b2a8/32.png) [@Uzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uzi)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/permission-to-swear/348475/59 "2006-03-16T12:14:54Z")
> [@NineToTheSky](#): > > I think you missed out a fuck there. Fuck. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2006, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/permission-to-swear/348475/60 "2006-03-16T12:46:14Z")
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