# Perplexed Police Probe Pervert's Panty Pile

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perplexed-police-probe-perverts-panty-pile/595269>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 5, 2011, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perplexed-police-probe-perverts-panty-pile/595269 "2011-09-05T14:36:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2011, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perplexed-police-probe-perverts-panty-pile/595269/61 "2011-09-07T19:53:18Z")

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Stop being so juvenile and saying panties! All of you! Stop!

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**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perplexed-police-probe-perverts-panty-pile/595269/62 "2011-09-08T02:44:39Z")

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I just checked the [Victoria’s Secret website](http://www.victoriassecret.com/) (NSFW, duh) to see what they had to say, and I didn’t even have to look past the menu on the front page:

Bras Panties Sleepwear Etc. Etc…

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perplexed-police-probe-perverts-panty-pile/595269/63 "2011-09-08T04:07:21Z")

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> [@Bayard](#):
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> I feel weird saying “panties”, but that’s just my bizarre hangup. Whenever I say the word “panties”, I feel like I should be breathing heavily into a phone and asking, “What color are your panties?”

‘Are they moist?’

I think that was proved to be, in a poll, women’s least favorite word. I imagine ‘panties’ is up there, too. Like the polar opposite of ‘windchimes’ is terms of aural pleasure.

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**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2011, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perplexed-police-probe-perverts-panty-pile/595269/64 "2011-09-08T04:50:27Z")

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This puts a whole new spin on “News Briefs.”  
~VOW

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