Persephone's Lack-of-Smoke Induced Inner/Outer Voices Rant

You will feel so much better and be able to do so much more when you are smoke free. You will look back and wonder why you ever smoked in the first place. Besides, look at the money you will save.

And, since this is the pit, stop feeling so Goddamned sorry for yourself, you whiny-assed, Altoid-sucking, dear, wonderful person.

hmm…now that’s an idea. :wink:

Oh, and LouisB? Bah! right at ya.

Sorry for myself??? I don’t feel sorry for myself! Not one whit! In fact, I’m rather enjoying being a bitch! Muahahahahahaha! I can say what I want to say, do what I want to do, and blame it on nicotine fits, you dear, wonderful WANKER!

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Punha, I feel compelled to share that you kiss like a dead trout.

Well, as I wasn’t actually kissing you, that makes sense.

Other dopers don’t seem to mind how I kiss:p

And just how many have dead trout have you kissed andygirl? :smiley:

::d&r::

A lady never tells, callie.

And dead trout tell no tales.

Gee, Persephone . . . you sure are a fucking lunatic bitch since you quit! :wink:

::Silo lights one up::

Oooops! Wrong thread :eek:

::Putting out cigarette:: :smiley:

Actually, I have a question? :wink:

Clearing throat

<ahem>

I’m thinking more and more of quitting as well and have an interest in using the inhaler. How do you go about getting one?

Silo: The inhalers are still by prescription only, so just ask your doctor. I’m sure he/she will be happy to oblige you–they always like it when their patients want to do something good, like quit smoking.

GAAAAAAH! It’s to EARLY in the morning for me to be polite! I haven’t had coffee yet! Must…not…tell…Silo…to…piss…off…aaaaaaagh…

good morning friends,

since this is the pit, get your fucking quit meter here

I have been cigarette free for:
Two years, five months, three weeks, six days, 9 hours, 30 minutes and 35 seconds.
this means 54563 cigarettes not smoked, saving $7,502.17.@ $2.75 a pack
Life saved: 27 weeks, 10 hours, 55 minutes.