# Personal Ads: "Partner in Crime" **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 4, 2021, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personal-ads-partner-in-crime/948030 "2021-08-04T13:11:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 64
**Author:** ![Roger\_That](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roger_that/32/8505_2.png) [@Roger\_That](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roger_That)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2021, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personal-ads-partner-in-crime/948030/64 "2021-08-05T16:57:29Z")
Pretty good. So this is what my personal ad says as of now: “Do you want to walk with me down the trail of life, making memories along the way? Can you make me laugh, and are you sensitive to my needs, as I am sensitive to yours? Do you have an ear to lend, can you keep my secrets close? I love music, some types more than others, of course, and I’m equally comfortable dressing way up or just kicking back in a t-shirt and shorts. Most of all, I want someone who wants love, and who knows what to do with it. Are you my partner in crime?” Have I said anything? Tell me please, and I’ll edit it right out. This is just [GENERIC CONTENT-FREE PERSONAL AD] with some verbosity tossed in. You know absolutely nothing about the person who wrote it. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personal-ads-partner-in-crime/948030)._