# Personal Theme song

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personal-theme-song/16355>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 22, 2000, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personal-theme-song/16355 "2000-04-22T16:19:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personal-theme-song/16355/1 "2000-04-22T16:19:00Z")

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Ok, I can’t remember if this one has been done before, and anyways if it has, it was long enough ago that a recap should be done.

What is your personal themesong? The music that you hear in your head when you think about yourself as an actor in the film of life.

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\>\>Nomex underwear is optional for dragons. \<\<  
—The dragon observes

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**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personal-theme-song/16355/2 "2000-04-22T18:18:00Z")

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“Like A Rock” by Bob Segar  
“Only The Strong Survive” by Jerry Butler

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\*\* _Sigh_. So many men, so few who can afford me \*\* _Original by Wally_

_I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._

Homepage: [www.superlativeandsassy.com](http://www.superlativeandsassy.com)  
Occupation: Temptress  
Location: Ultra, California  
Interests: surpluses, excesses, abundances, extras, lagniappes  
_profile by UncleBeer_

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personal-theme-song/16355/3 "2000-04-22T18:42:00Z")

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At the moment: Where is my Mind? by The Pixies.

In general: I’ve yet to find one. Submissions accepted.

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A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing:

“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personal-theme-song/16355/4 "2000-04-22T19:02:00Z")

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Surprisingly, that would be _ **Cold Fire** _ by **Rush**.

Others that come to mind:  
Motorhead - Ace of Spades  
Tyketto - Forever Young  
Savatage - Edge of Thorns

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personal-theme-song/16355/5 "2000-04-22T19:02:00Z")

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Some strange polka music.

Should never have pissed off that gypsy woman huh?

A suggestion for a new one would be greatly apreciated.

Osip

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There’s not a single grey hair on my soul,  
nor senile tenderness either.  
I’ve shaken the world with my voice’s power:  
There I go handsome,  
Twenty-two years old

-Mayakovsky-

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personal-theme-song/16355/6 "2000-04-22T19:27:00Z")

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Mine would be Breathe by Moist I guess. And Affirmation by Savage Garden.

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Never run from anything immortal, it attracts their attention.

_Brought to you by the Amazon woman of Canada._

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**Author:** ![Cowboy\_Greg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Cowboy\_Greg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowboy_Greg)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personal-theme-song/16355/7 "2000-04-22T20:58:00Z")

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Most of the time it’s _Journey of the Sorcerer_ by the Eagles.

When I’m confronted with a Catastrophic Lack Of Planning incident at work, it’s appropriate to replace it with John Williams’ _Imperial March_.

“Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them…”

No, not really. But the Dark Side _is_ seductive… 😉

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“It’s a sunny little doomed planet, inhabited by a number of frisky little doomed animals.”

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**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personal-theme-song/16355/8 "2000-04-22T21:05:00Z")

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That _Wizard of Oz_ DUN-da-dun-da-DUN-dun riff they play when ever the Wicked Witch of the West shows up. 😉

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Jodi

_Fiat Justitia_

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personal-theme-song/16355/9 "2000-04-22T21:41:00Z")

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Mine is “Because” by The Beatles. Most of you probably know it, even if you are not a Beatles fan because it is the song playing at the end of American Beauty.  
Either that or “The Bitch is Back” ha ha, J/K 🙂

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“The bitch, oh the bitch, the bitch is back…I’m a bitch cuz I’m better then you, it’s the way that I move  
The things that I do…” Elton John  
“People try to tell me thoughts they cannot defend…” The Moody Blues  
“To start, press any key. Where’s the any key?” Homer Simpson.

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**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personal-theme-song/16355/10 "2000-04-22T21:45:00Z")

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Brown Shoes Don’t Make It by Frank Zappa

or

The Revealing Science Of God by Yes

or

Karn Evil 9 (all impressions) by ELP

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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personal-theme-song/16355/11 "2000-04-22T21:49:00Z")

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“The Boxer.”

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personal-theme-song/16355/12 "2000-04-22T22:03:00Z")

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Mostly “I’m only sleeping” by the Beatles  
But also “Genie in a Bottle” by Christina Aguillera, and “Smooth” by Santana

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I do not merely dance. I bewitch. I seduce. I enchant and I bewilder. Throw money.  
(Gee, Wally must have seen me dance!)

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**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personal-theme-song/16355/13 "2000-04-22T22:10:00Z")

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Can’t think of anything for myself, but I’ll say _One Billion Bottles of Beer on the Wall_ for Wally.

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“It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest.” - Adam Smith

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personal-theme-song/16355/14 "2000-04-22T22:18:00Z")

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“Flagpole Sitta” by Harvey Danger: “I’m not sick but I’m not well…”

And that used to just describe my _mind_; now my _body_ has gotten into the act as well. Geez.

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Homepage: [www.galacticgovernment.gov](http://www.galacticgovernment.gov)  
Occupation: Galactic Emperor  
Location: Trantor  
Interests: Palace intrigue, hereditary successors  
–Profile by **UncleBeer**

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**Author:** ![Breckinshire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71c47a/32.png) [@Breckinshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Breckinshire)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personal-theme-song/16355/15 "2000-04-22T23:36:00Z")

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Whenever I’m getting ready for a date or other potentially humiliating experience, I like to listen to a few rounds of John Williams’ _Superman_ theme. However, since the last date I went on we discussed the recently completed Panama Canal, maybe it doesn’t count.

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Blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth.  
\*

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**Author:** ![JBENZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b77776/32.png) [@JBENZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBENZ)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personal-theme-song/16355/16 "2000-04-22T23:42:00Z")

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[http://www.animalhouse.olm.net/moviesong.htm](http://www.animalhouse.olm.net/moviesong.htm)

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go though life son…but it makes for a hell of a weekend.

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JB  
Lex Non Favet Delicatorum Votis

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personal-theme-song/16355/17 "2000-04-23T01:25:00Z")

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I’ve never been able to narrow it down to one. Sorta depends on circumstances and mood.

In The Mood by DBQ: for rare mature moments  
Bach’s 3rd Brandenberg: for when I’m upset  
Short People by Randy Newman: when some ass makes me feel moose-like about my height.

This is not reflecting well on my character OR musical tastes.

Veb

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personal-theme-song/16355/18 "2000-04-23T01:45:00Z")

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Right now, all I can think of is:

The wheels on the bus go round and round…

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personal-theme-song/16355/19 "2000-04-23T01:58:00Z")

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Hey, **TVEB!** How’s the weather up there?

For me, “The Young Fresh Fellows Theme Song” by the Young Fresh Fellows.

Or “The Village Green Preservation Society” by the Kinks.

Or “Mr. Apollo” by the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band.

Or “Codine” by the Charlatans.

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personal-theme-song/16355/20 "2000-04-23T03:01:00Z")

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Garbage, “When I Grow Up”

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