# Personally all that I espy is a want of theology and geometry **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 25, 2021, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personally-all-that-i-espy-is-a-want-of-theology-and-geometry/938706 "2021-03-25T17:28:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personally-all-that-i-espy-is-a-want-of-theology-and-geometry/938706/1 "2021-03-25T17:28:13Z")
My dogwalking friend told me\* that I looked like Ignatius J. Reilly. I don’t see it. [[Album] imgur.com ![](https://i.imgur.com/TRVdZp0.jpeg?fb "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/a/B8h8D5a) \*from a distance of six feet ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personally-all-that-i-espy-is-a-want-of-theology-and-geometry/938706/2 "2021-03-25T18:42:05Z")
I can see it. It’s the snazzy pants. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personally-all-that-i-espy-is-a-want-of-theology-and-geometry/938706/3 "2021-03-26T13:20:40Z")
Those pants plus that carpeting is quite a combo. Can not recommend. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personally-all-that-i-espy-is-a-want-of-theology-and-geometry/938706/4 "2021-03-26T13:33:52Z")
How are you **NOT** an Influencer? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Enjoy\_Slurm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enjoy_slurm/32/3937_2.png) [@Enjoy\_Slurm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enjoy_Slurm)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personally-all-that-i-espy-is-a-want-of-theology-and-geometry/938706/5 "2021-03-26T20:45:51Z")
Is that carpet growing up the walls? ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personally-all-that-i-espy-is-a-want-of-theology-and-geometry/938706/6 "2021-03-26T21:52:28Z")
I live in an apartment I can afford with disability as my only income. It’s a sweet location, and a lot of space, but the low rent is reflected in the state of disrepair. The aesthetics can best be described as “1990s Wear-'n-Tear.” The landlord is a Chicago cop who prefers cash payment if you know what I mean and I think you do. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personally-all-that-i-espy-is-a-want-of-theology-and-geometry/938706/7 "2021-03-26T23:25:07Z")
> [@lissener](#): > > …if you know what I mean and I think you do. Hmmm… that sounds a lot like Joe Bob Briggs, Drive-In Movie Critic of Rockwall, Texas. Yeah, he’s still rockin’, along with girlfriends Cherry Dilday and Wanda Bodine, inventor of Aerobic Rockabilly Jazzercise. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2021, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personally-all-that-i-espy-is-a-want-of-theology-and-geometry/938706/8 "2021-03-27T12:21:06Z")
I haven’t seen or heard of Joe Bob for years and years. Now that Covid-19 is causing a Drive-In Renaissance, will we be seeing more of his Drive-in Fu? ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2021, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/personally-all-that-i-espy-is-a-want-of-theology-and-geometry/938706/9 "2021-03-27T14:46:45Z")
Could be… > **[Joe Bob Briggs - The Official Site](https://joebobbriggs.com/)** > > Host of the Last Drive-in - Movie Critic of horror and drive-in cinema offers honest appreciation, hilarious insight, inside stories and Drive-in totals.