# Peruvian hair **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 9, 2012, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202 "2012-10-09T12:57:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/1 "2012-10-09T12:57:48Z")
Reported. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/2 "2012-10-09T14:05:32Z")
😕 You reported yourself? For not saying anything? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/3 "2012-10-09T14:07:52Z")
If this is about wigs made from guinea pig hair, I’m appalled. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/4 "2012-10-09T14:13:10Z")
> [@njtt](#): > > 😕 You reported yourself? For not saying anything? Spammer started the thread and was removed. Usually the mods remove the whole thread. ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/5 "2012-10-09T14:14:32Z")
I blame the llamas. ---
**Author:** ![Peanuthead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peanuthead/32/360_2.png) [@Peanuthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanuthead)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/6 "2012-10-09T14:16:08Z")
Hair today. Gone tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/7 "2012-10-09T15:00:57Z")
If I had llamas I’d name them all Fernando. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/8 "2012-10-09T15:10:22Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > Spammer started the thread and was removed. Usually the mods remove the whole thread. Apparently one of the other moderators removed all the posts of a spammer at the same time, one of which happened to be the OP of this thread. So we’re left with this enigmatic thread. Since this has had a few replies and all evidence of the spammer, who was selling hair extensions, has been removed, I’m going to move it to MPSIMS rather than sending it to the cornfield. Colibri General Questions Moderator ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/9 "2012-10-09T15:23:48Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > Peruvian hair Bolivian toenails ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/10 "2012-10-09T15:26:15Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > Spammer started the thread and was removed. Usually the mods remove the whole thread. Was the spam for unwanted hair removal? Because, that’d be ironic. ---
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/11 "2012-10-09T15:28:54Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Bolivian toenails O is this one of those new ala carte internet order bribes? Patagonian breasts! ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/12 "2012-10-09T15:55:59Z")
I’ve seen it. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/13 "2012-10-09T16:03:47Z")
I wonder if that Peruvian hair comes from Lake Titicaca. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/14 "2012-10-09T16:04:59Z")
[Colombian Delight!](http://www.jenesjems.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Main200902241507053775200_sofia_vergara.jpg)\* \*Photo of Sofia Vergara, for those afraid to click ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/15 "2012-10-09T16:41:48Z")
Canadian armpits! Half-off! Limited time only! ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/16 "2012-10-09T16:50:42Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > Was the spam for unwanted hair removal? Because, that’d be ironic. Like a black fly in your chardonnay? StG ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/17 "2012-10-09T16:57:56Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > Was the spam for unwanted hair removal? Because, that’d be ironic. As far as I could tell, the text involved dogs. Didn’t click on the links to see what the actual spam was about. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/18 "2012-10-09T16:59:58Z")
We don’t need no stinking OP! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/19 "2012-10-09T18:33:50Z")
If you had hair extensions made from Spam, would a meat helmet be a fashion faux pas? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2012, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/20 "2012-10-09T18:55:39Z")
Lima…beans…eh I got nothing. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202.md?page=2)