# Peruvian hair **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 9, 2012, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202 "2012-10-09T12:57:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Gleipner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a4c791/32.png) [@Gleipner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gleipner)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2012, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/41 "2012-10-17T15:19:16Z")
Fools! Do you not see how you have all been decieved? The OP cunningly got his post on hair extension removed, and by a devious trick of double psychology making you all support his hidden plan: HAIR REDUCTION!!! Oy, vey, I tell you: The end of hair is at hand! Soon we will all be bald, dressed up in orange leisure suits chanting: “Haaairy, hairy Krishna…” ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2012, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/42 "2012-10-17T16:21:18Z")
And in other news, the hair of the Liberator of Peru, Simón de Bolívar, has been kidnapped by Venezuela President Hugo Chavez. [You can’t make this stuff up.](http://uk.reuters.com/article/2012/10/17/oukoe-uk-usa-venezuela-lawsuit-idUKBRE89G0VZ20121017) ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Dr\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Doom)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2012, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/43 "2012-10-17T16:32:38Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > This thread is like one of those chickens with their head cut off but still run around a bit. So is this some kind of Quasi-Zombie thread? ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2012, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/44 "2012-10-17T16:34:07Z")
> [@Dr\_Doom](#): > > So is this some kind of Quasi-Zombie thread? A dead dreadlock thread. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/45 "2012-10-18T00:36:03Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > If this is about wigs made from guinea pig hair, I’m appalled. _Cuy bono?_ ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/46 "2012-10-18T02:26:57Z")
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming. Guitarist & Dancer: Llamas are larger than frogs. Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout… Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas! ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/47 "2012-10-18T02:32:49Z")
So are we allowed to just talk about anything we want in this thread? Colibri, you whimsical fool! Look what you’ve done. Chaos! ---
**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/48 "2012-10-18T02:36:47Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > And in other news, the hair of the Liberator of Peru, Simón de Bolívar, has been kidnapped by Venezuela President Hugo Chavez. > [You can’t make this stuff up.](http://uk.reuters.com/article/2012/10/17/oukoe-uk-usa-venezuela-lawsuit-idUKBRE89G0VZ20121017) Hugo Chavez wears a rug? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/49 "2012-10-18T03:33:28Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > So are we allowed to just talk about anything we want in this thread? > > Colibri, you whimsical fool! Look what you’ve done. Chaos! **[Moderator Note]** Please stay on topic. Let’s not hijack this thread any further. Thank you for your cooperation. Colibri Moderator ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/50 "2012-10-18T03:42:22Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > **[Moderator Note]** > > Please stay on topic. Let’s not hijack this thread any further. Thank you for your cooperation. > > Colibri > Moderator Well I will if you will. In what way can you possibly justify the suggestion that a post such as yours- moderating - was in any way on topic in a thread like this? Moderating is a total hijack. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/51 "2012-10-18T03:44:48Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > Well I will if you will. In what way can you possibly justify the suggestion that a post such as yours- moderating - was in any way on topic in a thread like this? Moderating is a total hijack. Chaos works best in moderation. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/52 "2012-10-18T03:48:05Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > **[Moderator Note]** > > Please stay on topic. Let’s not hijack this thread any further. Thank you for your cooperation. > > Colibri > Moderator Oh my gosh! My first Moderator Note! I’m going to go complain about it in ATMB right now!!! And, sorry.. back to the topic, I’ve written a poem to make up for my transgressions. Peruvian Hair I saw you there South of the border So out of order Peruvian Hair ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/53 "2012-10-18T05:08:19Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > Oh my gosh! My first Moderator Note! I’m going to go complain about it in ATMB right now!!! > > And, sorry.. back to the topic, I’ve written a poem to make up for my transgressions. > Peruvian Hair > I saw you there > South of the border > So out of order > Peruvian Hair **Moderating** Keep that up and we’ll revoke your poetic license.:dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/54 "2012-10-18T05:49:53Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Keep that up and we’ll revoke your poetic license.:dubious: Chile, dude. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/55 "2012-10-18T09:11:32Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > If I had llamas I’d name them all Fernando. Tony Dolly ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/56 "2012-10-18T09:22:22Z")
> [@j666](#): > > Hugo Chavez wears a rug? Doo-dah! Doo-dah! ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/57 "2012-10-18T15:01:05Z")
> [@Gleipner](#): > > Fools! Do you not see how you have all been decieved? > > The OP cunningly got his post on hair extension removed, and by a devious trick of double psychology making you all support his hidden plan: HAIR REDUCTION!!! > > Oy, vey, I tell you: The end of hair is at hand! Soon we will all be bald, dressed up in orange leisure suits chanting: “Haaairy, hairy Krishna…” Don’t worry Bobobo will save us! https://www.youtube.com/embed/4_E9HrvqwEo?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/58 "2012-10-18T16:19:42Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > If this is about wigs made from guinea pig hair, I’m appalled. Heavens help me, I can NOT stop reading this as ‘Guinea pubic hair’. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Dr\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Doom)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/59 "2012-10-18T16:42:51Z")
> [@Taomist](#): > > ‘Guinea pubic hair’. It’s what needs trimmed before a Papua smear. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202/60 "2012-10-18T16:53:57Z")
> [@Taomist](#): > > Heavens help me, I can NOT stop reading this as ‘Guinea pubic hair’. :smack: Fresh off of Berlusconi’s mistress. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peruvian-hair/637202.md?page=4)