Fools! Do you not see how you have all been decieved?
The OP cunningly got his post on hair extension removed, and by a devious trick of double psychology making you all support his hidden plan: HAIR REDUCTION!!!
Oy, vey, I tell you: The end of hair is at hand! Soon we will all be bald, dressed up in orange leisure suits chanting: “Haaairy, hairy Krishna…”
And in other news, the hair of the Liberator of Peru, Simón de Bolívar, has been kidnapped by Venezuela President Hugo Chavez. You can’t make this stuff up.
Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
Guitarist & Dancer: Llamas are larger than frogs.
Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout…
Well I will if you will. In what way can you possibly justify the suggestion that a post such as yours- moderating - was in any way on topic in a thread like this? Moderating is a total hijack.
Oh my gosh! My first Moderator Note! I’m going to go complain about it in ATMB right now!!!
And, sorry.. back to the topic, I’ve written a poem to make up for my transgressions.
Peruvian Hair
I saw you there
South of the border
So out of order
Peruvian Hair