Peruvian hair

Fools! Do you not see how you have all been decieved?

The OP cunningly got his post on hair extension removed, and by a devious trick of double psychology making you all support his hidden plan: HAIR REDUCTION!!!

Oy, vey, I tell you: The end of hair is at hand! Soon we will all be bald, dressed up in orange leisure suits chanting: “Haaairy, hairy Krishna…”

And in other news, the hair of the Liberator of Peru, Simón de Bolívar, has been kidnapped by Venezuela President Hugo Chavez.
You can’t make this stuff up.

So is this some kind of Quasi-Zombie thread?

A dead dreadlock thread.

Cuy bono?

Man: (but in Spanish with subtitles in English) The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Guitarist & Dancer: Llamas are larger than frogs.

Man: Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout…

Guitarist & Dancer: Look out, there are llamas!

So are we allowed to just talk about anything we want in this thread?

Colibri, you whimsical fool! Look what you’ve done. Chaos!

Hugo Chavez wears a rug?

[Moderator Note]

Please stay on topic. Let’s not hijack this thread any further. Thank you for your cooperation.

Colibri
Moderator

Well I will if you will. In what way can you possibly justify the suggestion that a post such as yours- moderating - was in any way on topic in a thread like this? Moderating is a total hijack.

Chaos works best in moderation.

Oh my gosh! My first Moderator Note! I’m going to go complain about it in ATMB right now!!!

And, sorry.. back to the topic, I’ve written a poem to make up for my transgressions.
Peruvian Hair
I saw you there
South of the border
So out of order
Peruvian Hair

Moderating

Keep that up and we’ll revoke your poetic license.:dubious:

Chile, dude.

Tony

Dolly

Doo-dah! Doo-dah!

Don’t worry Bobobo will save us!

Heavens help me, I can NOT stop reading this as ‘Guinea pubic hair’. :smack:

It’s what needs trimmed before a Papua smear.

Fresh off of Berlusconi’s mistress.