# Perversion Scale - What do you think is the most perverted act... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 6, 2010, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perversion-scale-what-do-you-think-is-the-most-perverted-act/531516 "2010-03-06T08:50:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perversion-scale-what-do-you-think-is-the-most-perverted-act/531516/21 "2010-03-07T02:05:49Z")
No libido=dead? Really? There are other things in life besides sex, you know. Braaaaaains… ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perversion-scale-what-do-you-think-is-the-most-perverted-act/531516/22 "2010-03-07T02:28:16Z")
Is my mind full of sewage or did some _other_ people read the first item on that list and assume the OP was leading off with “having sex with dead people”? ---
**Author:** ![Architectonic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/74df32/32.png) [@Architectonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Architectonic)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perversion-scale-what-do-you-think-is-the-most-perverted-act/531516/23 "2010-03-07T04:02:39Z")
Necrophilia/cannibalism is definitely the top of the list IMO… ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perversion-scale-what-do-you-think-is-the-most-perverted-act/531516/24 "2010-03-07T04:14:47Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > Check out this map about [The lands of human sexuality](http://www.humansexmap.com/), then re-examine the scale. Wow. Your med school had much better visual aids than mine did. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perversion-scale-what-do-you-think-is-the-most-perverted-act/531516/25 "2010-03-07T04:22:19Z")
1. Dead. Either by having a non-functioning libido or literally dead. 2. Asexual - being aroused by yourself and only masturbating. 3. Viewing Pornography 4. Any sexual orientation towards the same or opposite sexes/Sodomy 5. BDSM/Simulated Rape/Consensual Torture/Vampirism 6. Voyeurism (i.e. actually seeing people get it on live, not thru media) 7. Bukkake.Exhibitionism/Making Pornography (if it’s a genuine turn on, not for money) 8. Incest (unless covered by something lower) 9. Scat/Vomit 10. Bestiality/Necrophilia (if it doesn’t involve murder) 11. Molestation/Groping/Forced Exposure/Trench Coat Flashing/Pedophilia 12. Real Rape/Real Torture 13. Murdering for Pleasure I put two above 1 because as the saying goes, if you don’t feel dirty it’s not right 🙂 I also put pedophilia with 10 because I consider the ick factor to be about equal to forcing genital contact on someone of age who is factually nonconsenting. ---
**Author:** ![Perciful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b38774/32.png) [@Perciful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Perciful)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perversion-scale-what-do-you-think-is-the-most-perverted-act/531516/26 "2010-03-07T04:25:49Z")
> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > Wow. Your med school had much better visual aids than mine did. I think from that map I am the vanilla sea… 😉 I think necros are pretty perverted. Two necropheliacs are walking by a funeral home and one says to the other, “Wanna stop in for a cold one”? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perversion-scale-what-do-you-think-is-the-most-perverted-act/531516/27 "2010-03-07T04:43:33Z")
Question–is the incest in question consensual? I was thinking that incest would be way worse than bestiality but if by incest you mean something like two siblings having sex and both being of sound mind and able to consent without coercion, that’s different. Some might argue that power differentials make incest problematic for the most part–like, is a father having sex with his adult daughter really okay? ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perversion-scale-what-do-you-think-is-the-most-perverted-act/531516/28 "2010-03-07T05:13:24Z")
The Something Awful Fashion SWAT guys came up with this gem when talking about a fictional character: (paraphrasing) “At this point, he can’t have an orgasm unless a sentient being dies; and they have to _know_ they’re being killed solely for his sexual gratification.” ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2010, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perversion-scale-what-do-you-think-is-the-most-perverted-act/531516/29 "2010-03-07T05:35:46Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > Check out this map about [The lands of human sexuality](http://www.humansexmap.com/), then re-examine the scale. Well now I’m going to be up all night googling words to find out what they mean. And I thought I was pretty sex-lingo savvy… ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perversion-scale-what-do-you-think-is-the-most-perverted-act/531516/30 "2010-03-08T02:15:12Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > Check out this map about [The lands of human sexuality](http://www.humansexmap.com/), then re-examine the scale. This map has its own thread now, if anyone wishes to follow it and avoid hijacking this thread further. [Where are you on the sexual map?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=554961) ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perversion-scale-what-do-you-think-is-the-most-perverted-act/531516/31 "2010-03-08T13:12:52Z")
I’m sitting right about a 6. I’ve dabbled in bukkake, but can’t say I’ve done much of it/liked it much. I have made porn (though I still have the tape; it was for personal use) and I have intentionally walked around naked with the windows open for the hot guy across the parking lot. When I was young and nubile… and he was very well hung… ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2010, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perversion-scale-what-do-you-think-is-the-most-perverted-act/531516/32 "2010-03-08T13:37:01Z")
> [@nilum](#): > > What would your list look like? 1. Everything Consensual not otherwise noted - straight, gay, vaginal, oral, anal, threesomes, it all goes here. 2. Vanilla Porn (i.e. porn not tied to later listed paraphilias) 3. Fetishes of the leather/shoes/rubber/corset variety 4. Exhibitionism/Voyeurism/Pegging 5)Bukkake & extreme gangbangs (roughly \> 3:1 ratio) 5. Hardcore BDSM (i.e. not the tying with silk scarves/mild spanking/blindfold variety) 6. Ephebophilia/Consensual Incest 7. Infantilism - diaper-play etc./Bestiality/Fat fetishism/Crushing/Giantism 8. Anything involving piss, shit, pus, vomit or non-menstrual blood/Necrophilia/Vore 9. Everything non-consensual Personally, I rate a 7 on my “shit I find morally & aesthetically acceptable” meter. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perversion-scale-what-do-you-think-is-the-most-perverted-act/531516.md?page=1)