# Pet Haikus

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pet-haikus/960916>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** poetry\
**Created:** [March 11, 2022, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pet-haikus/960916 "2022-03-11T18:58:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2022, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pet-haikus/960916/41 "2022-04-23T15:48:20Z")

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The original  
**burpo** : her eructations –  
Howlingly funny.

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2022, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pet-haikus/960916/42 "2022-04-23T21:18:59Z")

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Baby parrotlets,  
Beginning to show feathers,  
Yell at me for food

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