# Pet names for body parts (TMI?) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 19, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pet-names-for-body-parts-tmi/182991 "2003-06-19T19:26:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Toaster52](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Toaster52](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toaster52)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pet-names-for-body-parts-tmi/182991/1 "2003-06-19T19:26:19Z")
My Sweetie has taken to calling _IT_ Maxwell. (If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you’re too young to be allowed in this thread). For awhile I was slightly amused; hey, it was _cute_ having her say things like, “Ohhh, and how is my sweet Maxwell tonight?” _fondle, fondle_ We both like things fairly light-hearted in the bedroom (or wherever) because it’s just more fun when you’re relaxed and smiling. But after awhile curiosity got the best of me and I just had to know where the name came from; hoping at least it wasn’t an ex-boyfriends name. Smiling sightly, she said… “Cause it’s good to the last drop.” Sex that night was pretty darn good. 😃 So I’m wondering: what pet names do you and your SO have for each others favorite body part(s)? ---
**Author:** ![skaterboarder87](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@skaterboarder87](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skaterboarder87)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pet-names-for-body-parts-tmi/182991/2 "2003-06-19T19:39:14Z")
I named mine “Excalibur”. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pet-names-for-body-parts-tmi/182991/3 "2003-06-19T20:32:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by skaterboarder87 \* > \*\*I named mine “Excalibur”. \*\* You didn’t have to yank it out of a rock, did you? ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pet-names-for-body-parts-tmi/182991/4 "2003-06-19T22:17:07Z")
Of course not. Some lady crawled out of a lake and gave it to me 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pet-names-for-body-parts-tmi/182991/5 "2003-06-20T00:21:05Z")
Knew a woman who called her vulva “Lilly”. I’ve never named my body parts, with one exception: the index finger of my left hand. This is the finger that gets smashed, cut, burned, scraped, is on its second or third complete nail, and has had its tip cut off. Know what the other nine fingers call it? “The Old Man.” The Old Man takes one for the team, time and again. The other fingers know they’ll be okay as long as the Old Man is on the job. ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pet-names-for-body-parts-tmi/182991/6 "2003-06-20T02:45:39Z")
**Mudshark** and I are yet to christen each other’s genitalia, but a mutual friend of ours has named every part of her body, feet, eyes, thighs, calves, stomach…the works. She even went so far as to have made a diagram of her body with the parts labled. The left and right feet, are, respectively, Lefty and Righty, but most of the other parts got more human names. I just can’t remember any of them. The only other one I remember was her vagina; she’d named it Pepper. Not sure why. ---
**Author:** ![sumwunsumwer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3e96dc/32.png) [@sumwunsumwer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sumwunsumwer)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pet-names-for-body-parts-tmi/182991/7 "2003-06-20T04:20:01Z")
My best friend affectionately calls her feminine area her “Tootie”. I think her mom named it that and it stuck. When I asked her where it came from, she looked surprised and said, “Why what do you call yours?” I don’t really have a nickname for “it” I think it might be better to have one, than to not, though. A good nickname that only a few select people know of, then you can speak in code 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lovelyluka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f475e1/32.png) [@lovelyluka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lovelyluka)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pet-names-for-body-parts-tmi/182991/8 "2003-06-20T04:55:19Z")
He calls it “Free Willy.” :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Avenger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de0a6/32.png) [@Avenger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avenger)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pet-names-for-body-parts-tmi/182991/9 "2003-06-20T06:06:35Z")
Sir Lancelot, or Lance for short! ---
**Author:** ![tarnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tarnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarnik)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pet-names-for-body-parts-tmi/182991/10 "2003-06-20T06:46:48Z")
I called my now-ex girlfriend’s genital area the “strawberry kiwi”–It’s pink and it has fuzz. ---
**Author:** ![compton\_homie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ea924/32.png) [@compton\_homie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/compton_homie)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pet-names-for-body-parts-tmi/182991/11 "2003-06-20T07:01:07Z")
pink bits,beef curtains,love tunnel,axe wound,front bum,pole-hole. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pet-names-for-body-parts-tmi/182991/12 "2003-06-20T11:37:42Z")
Little Elvis for him. Hootie cat for her. ---
**Author:** ![godzillatemple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/49beb7/32.png) [@godzillatemple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/godzillatemple)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pet-names-for-body-parts-tmi/182991/13 "2003-06-20T12:35:57Z")
After much discussion on the subject, my wife and I finally settled on “Junior”. I guess it works until we have a child… 😉 Barry ---
**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pet-names-for-body-parts-tmi/182991/14 "2003-06-20T12:46:58Z")
Well, the ex used to call mine “John Henry” after she heard somebody use that in a movie back in the 70’s. I’ve been divorced about 13 years now, and I call it “Vlad the Impaler”. 🙂 Satch ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pet-names-for-body-parts-tmi/182991/15 "2003-06-20T18:33:37Z")
> [@](#): > > Sir Lancelot, or Lance for short! _There once was a knight named Lancelot Who had to adjust his stance a lot; For whenever he’d pass A good-looking lass The front of his pants would advance a lot_ You’re welcome. ---
**Author:** ![skaterboarder87](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@skaterboarder87](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skaterboarder87)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pet-names-for-body-parts-tmi/182991/16 "2003-06-20T20:18:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Avenger \* > \*\*Sir Lancelot, or Lance for short! \*\* I hope Sir Lancelot doesn’t wield Excalibur. _shudder_