# Pet names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pet-names/438726>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 22, 2008, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pet-names/438726 "2008-02-22T16:15:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pet-names/438726/41 "2008-02-27T03:43:31Z")

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I don’t think I’ve seen “humpmuffin” on this thread yet. It’s one I’ve used in the past.

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pet-names/438726/42 "2008-02-27T09:37:57Z")

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Ah oh. **miss red** , I think I may have called you _Sweetie_ more than once. Forgive me. It’s just that you are such a _Cutie Pie_! Oops! How did that slip out! Oh, hell.

Just don’t run me down with your truck!

My first husband called me “Bee Poop.” That was his version of _Honey_. I call him “My Ex.”

Zeldar calls me a special name, but I just can’t give it away. The cat calls him “Big Gray Fuzzy.”

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