# PETA gets hosed.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-gets-hosed/299357>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 14, 2005, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-gets-hosed/299357 "2005-04-14T21:45:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-gets-hosed/299357/1 "2005-04-14T21:45:52Z")

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Texans are responsible (obviously).

[http://www.brownsvilleherald.com/ts\_more.php?id=64646\_0\_10\_0\_M36](http://www.brownsvilleherald.com/ts_more.php?id=64646_0_10_0_M36)  
😃😃😃😃😃

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2005, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-gets-hosed/299357/2 "2005-04-14T21:49:40Z")

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Beautiful. Thanks for the laugh **Bosda**

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**Author:** ![Unregistered\_Bull](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3da27b/32.png) [@Unregistered\_Bull](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unregistered_Bull)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-gets-hosed/299357/3 "2005-04-15T03:51:40Z")

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That was a nice feel good story. 😃

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-gets-hosed/299357/4 "2005-04-15T06:20:08Z")

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That’s wonderful. The self-righteous brought low. 😃

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**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-gets-hosed/299357/5 "2005-04-15T09:31:34Z")

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> [@](#):
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> “All we want them (slaughter houses) to do is gas the chickens instead of killing them.”

’

BWAAAAA HAAA HAAA

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-gets-hosed/299357/6 "2005-04-15T12:45:19Z")

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I liked how KFC gets their own message across. They won’t comment because “we don’t negotiate with corporate terrorists.”

I once saw Phelps protestors get sprinklers trained on them like that, from a yard bordered by the sidewalk they were standing on. But the cops made the homeowner turn the sprinklers down.

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-gets-hosed/299357/7 "2005-04-15T13:25:33Z")

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I enjoyed that.

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**Author:** ![Plynck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Plynck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plynck)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-gets-hosed/299357/8 "2005-04-15T13:53:38Z")

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> [@js\_africanus](#):
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> I enjoyed that.

Really? Why?

I think that in the past PETA has demonstrated the ability to embarass themselves with no outside help, and I am confident that they will do so again in the future. And, as uncomfortable as I am with the wearing of fur, I can’t condone some of their tactics there.

But, this was non-violent protest, fully within their rights under the First Amendment. Even if they had gone to the extent of, say, blocking traffic or the like, I am reluctant to criticize those excercizing non-violent civil disobedience. (Can you tell that I am living in Thoreau country?)

I am not Jewish or Kosher, but I am fully in agreement with the attitude where one is humble and respectful for the taking of a life to sustain one’s own. Given that a majority of our livestock is destined for the table, I don’t think that it is unreasonable to ask that their end be painless. Whether the methods used today are painless or not is worthy of discussion.

(And calling a guy in a chicken suit a “corporate terrorist”? Give me a fucking break.)

best to all,

plynck

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-gets-hosed/299357/9 "2005-04-15T14:05:22Z")

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> [@Plynck](#):
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> Really? Why?
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> I think that in the past PETA has demonstrated the ability to embarass themselves with no outside help, and I am confident that they will do so again in the future. And, as uncomfortable as I am with the wearing of fur, I can’t condone some of their tactics there.
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> But, this was non-violent protest, fully within their rights under the First Amendment. Even if they had gone to the extent of, say, blocking traffic or the like, I am reluctant to criticize those excercizing non-violent civil disobedience. (Can you tell that I am living in Thoreau country?)
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> I am not Jewish or Kosher, but I am fully in agreement with the attitude where one is humble and respectful for the taking of a life to sustain one’s own. Given that a majority of our livestock is destined for the table, I don’t think that it is unreasonable to ask that their end be painless. Whether the methods used today are painless or not is worthy of discussion.
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> (And calling a guy in a chicken suit a “corporate terrorist”? Give me a fucking break.)
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> best to all,
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> plynck

But it’s _also_ within one’s rights to water the lawn.

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-gets-hosed/299357/10 "2005-04-15T15:54:41Z")

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Even us Democrats think those PETA folks are just plain nutty. They’ve abandoned our party, and I suspect even the Green party is contemplating yanking the welcome mat.

Well, better they protest then giving lab rats with infectious diseases to loving families.

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-gets-hosed/299357/11 "2005-04-15T15:55:16Z")

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While it’s kind of cute to see these nuts get their comeuppance, I can’t say I’m too crazy about the way the end of the article portrays them as hypocrites of some sort. “I’ll bet they eat their hamburgers secretly,” someone is quoted as saying. Really? I’m willing to bet they don’t. They may be wrong-headed (IMHO), but I wouldn’t suspect them of hypocrisy.

Heck, vegetarianism is common enough even amongst NON-animal rights folks.

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**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-gets-hosed/299357/12 "2005-04-15T16:01:11Z")

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Hmm. Here we see PETA folks behaving like dopes and Texans like self-important assholes. Gotta say I’m not surprised.

–Cliffy

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**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-gets-hosed/299357/13 "2005-04-15T16:08:22Z")

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> [@Plynck](#):
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> (And calling a guy in a chicken suit a “corporate terrorist”? Give me a fucking break.)

Is a guy in a chicken suit a corporate terrorist? No. Is a guy breaking into a laboratory and opening all the animal cages and destroying research records a corporate terrorist? Yes. It’s the same organization.

Things like this three-person protest usually amuse me, mostly because PETA members are so stupid that they don’t realize that this kind of crap is counterproductive.

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-gets-hosed/299357/14 "2005-04-15T16:27:42Z")

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_applause!_ Brilliant. Just brilliant. 😃

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-gets-hosed/299357/15 "2005-04-15T16:46:23Z")

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> [@cmkeller](#):
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> While it’s kind of cute to see these nuts get their comeuppance, I can’t say I’m too crazy about the way the end of the article portrays them as hypocrites of some sort. “I’ll bet they eat their hamburgers secretly,” someone is quoted as saying. Really? I’m willing to bet they don’t. They may be wrong-headed (IMHO), but I wouldn’t suspect them of hypocrisy.

Yeah, hamburgers is a stretch. It would have been better to accuse them of wearing leather.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-gets-hosed/299357/16 "2005-04-15T17:09:56Z")

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Let’s focus on the good work that PETA has accomplished: their sucess in convincing attractive female celebrities to pose naked for anti-fur ads.

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**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-gets-hosed/299357/17 "2005-04-15T17:10:03Z")

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> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#):
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> But it’s _also_ within one’s rights to water the lawn.

Sure, but watering the sidewalk where people are about their lawful business? The article says “curbside protestors,” not “trespassers.”

David Ingersoll’s cabrito-head comment sounds very close to (but not quite) incitement to assault, and John Olivo’s suggestion of hypocrisy is just self-justifying slander.

**Plynck** ’s argument sounds a lot more civilized than that, and **Cliffy** sums up the story very nicely.

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**Author:** ![Plynck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Plynck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plynck)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-gets-hosed/299357/18 "2005-04-15T17:24:16Z")

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> [@rjk](#):
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> **Plynck** ’s argument sounds a lot more civilized than that…

Except for using the f word

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Apologies. I get cranky before I have my coffee.

Best to all,

plynck

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-gets-hosed/299357/19 "2005-04-15T17:32:46Z")

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> [@Plynck](#):
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> Really? Why?

Because _everybody_ is for the ethical treatment of animals; we vary on what ethical treatment actually is. Not only is PETA committing a fallacy by begging the question, they are using that logical crime to tell the rest of us that we are unethical.  
I’ve never heard a PETA or SETA person establish that their standards are more ethical than my own, I have only heard them call me unethical without any justification. So it amuses me greatly when I hear that they get the hose turned on them. Based on my experience they are, as a group, assholes.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-gets-hosed/299357/20 "2005-04-15T17:42:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> REUTERS – KFC Corporate Headquarters have reported that they have conceded to demands by the outspoken animal-rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) and will no longer electrocute or behead the chickens they use in their restaurants. Following PETA’s suggestion, KFC is now killing the chickens by asphyxiation using nitrogen gas.
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> PETA have protested KFC’s methods, calling asphyxiation a cruel means of killing the animals, and comparing the method to those used in Nazi death camps in World War Two.

[Link](http://www.thecj2apage.com/just_kidding.html).

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