# PETA is making a porn site **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 20, 2011, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-is-making-a-porn-site/596912 "2011-09-20T06:12:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Grumman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/43a26b/32.png) [@Grumman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumman)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-is-making-a-porn-site/596912/1 "2011-09-20T06:12:03Z")
[link](http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8304493/peta-switches-to-porn-for-animal-rights) While I must salute Rajit for living the dream, working a job which entails encouraging hot activists to get naked, and now encouraging them to have sex either with themselves or other hot activists, I definitely wonder if this is going to backfire: > [@](#): > > However, viewers will also be confronted by the naked truth of cruelty to animals, Rajit said. How closely do you have to link “hot naked women” and “cruelty to animals” before you’re just catering to people with a cruelty to animals fetish? ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-is-making-a-porn-site/596912/2 "2011-09-20T06:41:15Z")
I hope they can cater to my “lesbians on a bed covered in blood steaks” fetish. Maybe it will be in the dialog: “Oh baby, take off your leather jacket.” “No, this is a cruelty-free jacket. I’m passionate about saving animals. And spreading those thighs, babe.” Or maybe the soundtrack can be the sounds of a slaughterhouse for veal instead of slow jazz. ---
**Author:** ![appleciders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-is-making-a-porn-site/596912/3 "2011-09-20T06:47:17Z")
I don’t know; I think there might be a market out there for socially-conscious porn. You’d know that the actors and actresses were treated well, healthy, not addicted to hard drugs, and paid a fair salary. Surely people would pay for that? No, it’d never work. Who pays for porn anymore? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-is-making-a-porn-site/596912/4 "2011-09-20T14:37:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I don’t know; I think there might be a market out there for socially-conscious porn. You’d know that the actors and actresses were treated well, healthy, not addicted to hard drugs, and paid a fair salary. Surely people would pay for that? Free-Range Porn! ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-is-making-a-porn-site/596912/5 "2011-09-20T14:39:58Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Free-Range Porn! And, because you knew it was coming: Band Name!! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-is-making-a-porn-site/596912/6 "2011-09-20T14:47:00Z")
They’ve always had the “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” ads where celebs have a sign “strategically placed”, so it just sounds like they’re doing that without the signs. ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-is-making-a-porn-site/596912/7 "2011-09-20T15:04:55Z")
Well, showing me your tits while you talk about your politics would probably increase the length of time I spend listening to your politics. Not by much, but some. I don’t think it would affect how much I agree with your politics. Well, unless you have really great tits. That would be a good website. Show us your tits and tell us about your politics dot Com Just the thing to start up in an election year. Tris ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-is-making-a-porn-site/596912/8 "2011-09-20T15:11:07Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Free-Range Porn! The problem is in the definitions. If you look closely at the regulations, you’ll see that producers only need to provide the starlettes with a cage that has a second alcove in order to be called “free range.” It’s probably safer that way, though, as it ensures diseases aren’t as easily spread amongst the herd and it keeps jealous females from pecking each other’s eyes out whenever there’s a cock around. ---
**Author:** ![miss\_elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-is-making-a-porn-site/596912/9 "2011-09-20T15:41:55Z")
My understanding was (and I haven’t read too deeply about this, so I might be wrong) that they were going to intersperse the porn videos with animal cruelty ones. Which is just… awful. No one sane will watch that. PETA has always been nuts, but they are really bringing the crazy lately. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-is-making-a-porn-site/596912/10 "2011-09-20T15:50:29Z")
> [@Triskadecamus](#): > > Well, showing me your tits while you talk about your politics would probably increase the length of time I spend listening to your politics. Not by much, but some. I don’t think it would affect how much I agree with your politics. > > Well, unless you have really great tits. [So, **Triskadecamus** , let me talk to you about my politics…](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tits) ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-is-making-a-porn-site/596912/11 "2011-09-20T15:52:04Z")
I am confident that I will be able to enjoy the porn while avoiding being overcome by PETA’s dogma. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-is-making-a-porn-site/596912/12 "2011-09-20T16:23:54Z")
PETA: Where only women are treated like meat. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-is-making-a-porn-site/596912/13 "2011-09-20T19:24:28Z")
People Exploiting Tits Ass ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-is-making-a-porn-site/596912/14 "2011-09-20T19:27:04Z")
Are there any .xxx websites at all? ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-is-making-a-porn-site/596912/15 "2011-09-20T21:05:20Z")
> [@Triskadecamus](#): > > Well, showing me your tits while you talk about your politics would probably increase the length of time I spend listening to your politics. Not by much, but some. I don’t think it would affect how much I agree with your politics. > > Well, unless you have really great tits. > > That would be a good website. Show us your tits and tell us about your politics dot Com > > Just the thing to start up in an election year. > > Tris Thank God we didn’t have this when Hilary was running. Although I grant you [things](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/20/shirtless-obama-on-cover_n_189283.html) are not much better now… Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-is-making-a-porn-site/596912/16 "2011-09-20T23:05:04Z")
[PLANS by PETA to launch a website featuring pornography and animal cruelty may have underestimated the depravity of the human male, it has emerged.](http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/weekending/peta-underestimating-men%27s-appetite-for-filth-201109204324/) Once again The Daily Mash nails it. Link SFW by the way. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-is-making-a-porn-site/596912/17 "2011-09-21T00:16:35Z")
I still think this is going to be something spread from the Onion, or to read about it on Snopes. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-is-making-a-porn-site/596912/18 "2011-09-21T02:19:21Z")
PETA folks: Proof positive that you don’t need a brain to live. ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-is-making-a-porn-site/596912/19 "2011-09-21T15:58:44Z")
> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#): > > [So, **Triskadecamus** , let me talk to you about my politics…](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tits) Great Tits! [I like boobies.](http://marinebio.org/species.asp?id=527) Tris ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2011, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peta-is-making-a-porn-site/596912/20 "2011-09-21T17:15:49Z")
How about some Wild Asses? [![](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:ZolliWildAss.JPG) ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:ZolliWildAss.JPG)