Can someone tell the Patience/Jackass joke? I musta missed that one, though I certainly remember the others.
There was also the kind offer of “A.B.C. gum” which, when accepted, turned out to be “Already Been Chewed” gum. What a laff riot.
I wonder if anybody is still stuck in the Pete/Repeat thing.
I was stuck in it until I washed my hair.
The prospector is riding his mule across the desert. II: As they crest a dune, the mule says, Could we take a break for some water? The prospector says, Patience, jack ass, patience, wait 'til we crest the next dune. Down they go, then up the other side of the next dune. As they crest… :II
Embellish at will, be as monotone as you please. After about the 29th repeat, your patsy will exclaim something like, Oh, come on already! at which you point you bellow in their face, Patience, Jackass, patience! and await laughter from the gathered mob.
Reminds me of that joke: How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
How?
(Man, you can tell I didn’t have siblings.)
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I’ll tell you tomorrow.