# Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Penis Peppers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 25, 2006, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peter-piper-picked-a-peck-of-penis-peppers/346091 "2006-02-25T19:59:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2006, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peter-piper-picked-a-peck-of-penis-peppers/346091/21 "2006-02-25T23:53:09Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > :eek: > > I have become my art. :eek: I certainly hope you haven’t _become_ it, for your husband’s sake. Otherwise he may be in for a surprise… 😕 ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peter-piper-picked-a-peck-of-penis-peppers/346091/22 "2006-02-26T00:26:59Z")
> [@Citizen Bob](#): > > How many different ways can I say, “EW … _caugh_ yucca!” [Yucca con chicharron](http://www.washingtonian.com/dining/Profiles/mexicaliblue.html) Tender pieces of fried pork with either boiled or fried yucca. Add some Chili-Peppers and lemmon… yummy! Just not those peppers! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peter-piper-picked-a-peck-of-penis-peppers/346091/23 "2006-02-26T03:07:04Z")
I just bought me some Pecker Peppers on Ebay. A recently retired friend of mine is a gardening maniac, with half of the garden dedicated to different varieties of peppers. Maybe he can cross-polinate some of the gargantuan Anaheim peppers he grows with these to create the John Holmes Magnum CapsiCum. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peter-piper-picked-a-peck-of-penis-peppers/346091/24 "2006-02-26T04:35:00Z")
I wish him luck. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![robotic\_panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed8c4c/32.png) [@robotic\_panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robotic_panda)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peter-piper-picked-a-peck-of-penis-peppers/346091/25 "2006-02-26T11:01:55Z")
What woman wouldn’t like to see her man’s face as she chopped into one of these? _WHACK!_ “Wanna taste?” :eek: HA! ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2006, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peter-piper-picked-a-peck-of-penis-peppers/346091/26 "2006-02-26T11:21:02Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > So, are there no circumcised Pickled Pepper Penises? OTTOMH (I could be wrong here) None of the Aztec, Inca, Maya, Olmec, Toltec etc were into circumcision. For those times when you wanted to make a special blood offering and/or enter the spirit world, you could make a cut in your penis and rapidly pull a strip of bark through. There’s a story of Tezcatlipoca that involves his disguising himself as a chili seller and walking into town. He’s decided to walk around naked. Upon seeing his penis (his actual penis, not one of the vegetables) a princess falls in love (or at least lust) with him. Whence the pecker pepper? WAG-A mutation was noticed and helped along so that the pepper could be used as a talisman. Mystical phallic symbols can be found the world over. We can add ‘dried pecker pepper’ to the list. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peter-piper-picked-a-peck-of-penis-peppers/346091.md?page=1)