# Peyton Manning Myths

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peyton-manning-myths/520519>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [December 8, 2009, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peyton-manning-myths/520519 "2009-12-08T22:13:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Chicagojeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b19c9b/32.png) [@Chicagojeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicagojeff)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peyton-manning-myths/520519/61 "2010-01-01T19:03:06Z")

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I have no issue with thanking God… or Jesus Christ at all… i do remember after Mark Brunell and the Jags laid that assthumping to end Dan Marino’s career… that Brunell got up and damn near gave a sermon… i forgot who had the mike… but they were like… umm Jimmy Smiths and (forgot the other wideout on that solid Jags team… he was cut by my Bears of course) such and such really got open for you today…

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peyton-manning-myths/520519/62 "2010-01-01T19:35:31Z")

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The other starting wideout on that Jags team was Keenan McCardell, who never played for the Bears.

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**Author:** ![Jamicat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jamicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamicat)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peyton-manning-myths/520519/63 "2010-01-02T10:45:44Z")

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under mannings hand towel is just another offensive lineman

mannings receivers don’t look for the ball…the ball finds them

manning doesnt throw the ball…time and space rip and suck the ball through the defense

manning doesnt scramble…the earth spontaneously rotates in that direction

under mannings helmet is just another football throwing fist 😉

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**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peyton-manning-myths/520519/64 "2010-01-04T23:03:43Z")

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“Elijah” is Hebrew for “Not Payton.”

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