# PG Porn: For the people who love everything about porn except the sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 9, 2008, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pg-porn-for-the-people-who-love-everything-about-porn-except-the-sex/467160 "2008-10-09T13:51:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pg-porn-for-the-people-who-love-everything-about-porn-except-the-sex/467160/1 "2008-10-09T13:51:35Z")
Starring Nathan Fillion & Aria Giovanni! [Yay!](http://pgporn.tv/) How many amongst us have enjoyed a good adult feature film, only to have the experience ruined by the introduction of rated-X pornographic scenes? This is porn for the purist connoisseur of adult entertainment. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pg-porn-for-the-people-who-love-everything-about-porn-except-the-sex/467160/2 "2008-10-09T13:57:41Z")
I’m not clicking the link here at work, but I’m guessing a lot of lonely housewives will get their cable TV hooked up and other major appliances fixed in a timely manner. And a beautiful hitchhiker is so grateful to get a ride that she pays for the guys gas at the next station. ---
**Author:** ![Quercus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/7ab992/32.png) [@Quercus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quercus)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pg-porn-for-the-people-who-love-everything-about-porn-except-the-sex/467160/3 "2008-10-09T14:27:23Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > I’m not clicking the link here at work, but I’m guessing a lot of lonely housewives will get their cable TV hooked up and other major appliances fixed in a timely manner. And a beautiful hitchhiker is so grateful to get a ride that she pays for the guys gas at the next station. Plus a lot of delivery pizza will turn out to be pretty good, for delivery pizza. And many couple will consider a sex therapist, but instead resolve their differences through discussion, followed by a hug. ---
**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pg-porn-for-the-people-who-love-everything-about-porn-except-the-sex/467160/4 "2008-10-09T14:44:58Z")
A lot of tourist visit eastern Europe, start a conversation with some girl in the street and they end up having diner and a nice conversation about politics and art. ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pg-porn-for-the-people-who-love-everything-about-porn-except-the-sex/467160/5 "2008-10-09T14:46:15Z")
On an obscure cable channel, I once saw one episode of a show called “Good Clean Porn”. It was classic pornos with all the sex cut out. Really rather fascinating, and I’ve always wished I could find the rest of the episodes (if there ever were any). ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pg-porn-for-the-people-who-love-everything-about-porn-except-the-sex/467160/6 "2008-10-09T14:57:42Z")
> [@bbs2k](#): > > Starring Nathan Fillion & Aria Giovanni! Both favorites, for different reasons. 😉 Nathan’s performance is hilarious. His occasional glances off-camera, and flourishes of “amateur actor,” are perfect. And the punchline to the sketch is great. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Montgomery0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/0ea827/32.png) [@Montgomery0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montgomery0)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pg-porn-for-the-people-who-love-everything-about-porn-except-the-sex/467160/7 "2008-10-09T14:59:09Z")
Um, while not X rated (or extremely sexual), that can’t possibly be considered PG, can it? ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pg-porn-for-the-people-who-love-everything-about-porn-except-the-sex/467160/8 "2008-10-09T15:02:16Z")
You know, it almost seems like a bizarre commentary on American sensibilities. Because if he’d… fucked her it would, of course, not be PG, but because he accidentally killed her it’s okay. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pg-porn-for-the-people-who-love-everything-about-porn-except-the-sex/467160/9 "2008-10-09T15:04:17Z")
> [@Montgomery0](#): > > Um, while not X rated (or extremely sexual), that can’t possibly be considered PG, can it? Why not? No nudity, no foul language. I guess at a stretch it could be PG-13, but most people have seen worse on shows like Las Vegas. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pg-porn-for-the-people-who-love-everything-about-porn-except-the-sex/467160/10 "2008-10-09T15:11:30Z")
In a similar vein, check out Diesel’s “SFW” porn video (do not watch it at work): [noparse][http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/worksafe-pornmovie.php[/noparse]](http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/worksafe-pornmovie.php%5B/noparse%5D) (Nothing at the link is NSFW until you start the movie, but I figure it’s better to play it safe here.) ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pg-porn-for-the-people-who-love-everything-about-porn-except-the-sex/467160/11 "2008-10-09T17:21:41Z")
At least it doesn’t [feature a whole lot of swearing](http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33248). ---
**Author:** ![Sapo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Sapo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapo)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pg-porn-for-the-people-who-love-everything-about-porn-except-the-sex/467160/12 "2008-10-09T17:48:53Z")
Meh, forget the movie. I am buying the soundtrack. ---
**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pg-porn-for-the-people-who-love-everything-about-porn-except-the-sex/467160/13 "2008-10-09T18:13:23Z")
> [@ultrafilter](#): > > In a similar vein, check out Diesel’s “SFW” porn video (do not watch it at work): > > [noparse][http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/worksafe-pornmovie.php[/noparse]](http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/worksafe-pornmovie.php%5B/noparse%5D) > > (Nothing at the link is NSFW until you start the movie, but I figure it’s better to play it safe here.) Damn, that is hilarious. It’s a rare link that I send to my derelict buddies, but I did send that one. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pg-porn-for-the-people-who-love-everything-about-porn-except-the-sex/467160/14 "2008-10-09T18:40:18Z")
> [@ultrafilter](#): > > In a similar vein, check out Diesel’s “SFW” porn video (do not watch it at work): > > [noparse][http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/worksafe-pornmovie.php[/noparse]](http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/worksafe-pornmovie.php%5B/noparse%5D) > > (Nothing at the link is NSFW until you start the movie, but I figure it’s better to play it safe here.) OK, that made me LOL. Kudos to you 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kaio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c68b51/32.png) [@Kaio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaio)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pg-porn-for-the-people-who-love-everything-about-porn-except-the-sex/467160/15 "2008-10-09T19:45:09Z")
> [@CaerieD](#): > > You know, it almost seems like a bizarre commentary on American sensibilities. That’s exactly what I thought. The close up of the blood pooling out made me wince, but hey, no nipples! I don’t know if the blood effect was supposed to look “cheap” or something, but I thought it was ghastly. It was just _pouring_ out of her. _shudder_ ---
**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pg-porn-for-the-people-who-love-everything-about-porn-except-the-sex/467160/16 "2008-10-09T20:02:41Z")
That’s absolutely hysterical. Wasn’t that guy in the series Firefly? If not, he looks a LOT like him. ---
**Author:** ![Claptree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@Claptree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claptree)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pg-porn-for-the-people-who-love-everything-about-porn-except-the-sex/467160/17 "2008-10-09T20:37:47Z")
Aye, that was Mal. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2008, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pg-porn-for-the-people-who-love-everything-about-porn-except-the-sex/467160/18 "2008-10-09T21:43:25Z")
Nathan Fillion and Bruce Campbell need to make something together. (Preferably not a porn movie–though I’m sure that some of the ladies would disagree.) ---
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pg-porn-for-the-people-who-love-everything-about-porn-except-the-sex/467160/19 "2008-10-10T00:30:50Z")
Ok, that was absolutely awesome. I was cringing, wondering what they were going to do with the sketch, and then, there it is. Hysterical! ---
**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2008, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pg-porn-for-the-people-who-love-everything-about-porn-except-the-sex/467160/20 "2008-10-10T01:36:36Z")
James Gunn is paradoxically one of the greatest men who ever lived, and one of the most insanely stupid. He made \*The Specials \*and was married to Jenna Fischer. And he wrote \*Scooby-Doo \*and is no longer married to Jenna Fischer. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pg-porn-for-the-people-who-love-everything-about-porn-except-the-sex/467160.md?page=2)