# Phallic Symbols and Envy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phallic-symbols-and-envy/94456>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [November 20, 2001, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phallic-symbols-and-envy/94456 "2001-11-20T19:52:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2001, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phallic-symbols-and-envy/94456/21 "2001-11-22T00:28:27Z")

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Commercials have led me to believe that tampons were created by a male conspiracy, so I guess that “fits.” 😛

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**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2001, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phallic-symbols-and-envy/94456/22 "2001-11-22T01:40:31Z")

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I love my own penis.

Whoops, sorry, thought this was **MPSIMS**.

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2001, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phallic-symbols-and-envy/94456/23 "2001-11-23T08:17:11Z")

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Gee, all this time and not a single reference to penis songs.

Like [this one,](http://www.phespirit.demon.co.uk/momus/20010115.htm) or [this one,](http://www.montypython.net/scripts/penisong.php3) or even a little [penis envy.](http://www.scotnet.co.uk/maloy/psong2.html)

(Ah, Dr. Demento… 🙂 )

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