# Pharmacy Window Decoration Bottles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 20, 2015, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151 "2015-02-20T01:19:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151/1 "2015-02-20T01:19:09Z")

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Old fashioned pharmacies used to have bottles filled with brilliant colored liquids, as a display.

What are they called, and how to mix up the fluids in them?

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151/2 "2015-02-20T01:35:29Z")

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Apothecary jars? (don’t know about the colored fluids)

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**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151/3 "2015-02-20T01:40:18Z")

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[Show globes.](http://waring.library.musc.edu/exhibits/ShowGlobes/Definition.php)

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> Show globes, or carboys, are typically clear glass vessels filled with colored liquid and displayed in an apothecary’s window.

Also [more here.](http://dittrickmuseumblog.com/2014/12/12/the-colorful-chemistry-of-show-globes/)

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151/4 "2015-02-21T00:51:30Z")

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> [@donkeyoatey](#):
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> [Show globes.](http://waring.library.musc.edu/exhibits/ShowGlobes/Definition.php)
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> Also [more here.](http://dittrickmuseumblog.com/2014/12/12/the-colorful-chemistry-of-show-globes/)

Bingo.

How can I make decorative item like this, safely?

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**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151/5 "2015-02-21T01:26:46Z")

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> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#):
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> Bingo.
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> How can I make decorative item like this, safely?

Ah, the secret that has eluded alchemists for centuries.

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**Author:** ![spinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@spinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spinky)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151/6 "2015-02-21T01:40:30Z")

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> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#):
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> Bingo.
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> How can I make decorative item like this, safely?

1. do not try to breathe the water
2. if you break any glass, do not eat it

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**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151/7 "2015-02-21T01:54:46Z")

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When blowing the molten glass, try not to breathe in.

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**Author:** ![tavalla](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tavalla/32/89_2.png) [@tavalla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tavalla)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151/8 "2015-02-21T02:09:17Z")

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Water + a few drops of food colouring. Wear safety goggles and protective clothing, and always ask a responsible adult for permission.

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**Author:** ![keturah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e95f7d/32.png) [@keturah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/keturah)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151/9 "2015-02-21T04:56:49Z")

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> [@tavalla](#):
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> Water + a few drops of food colouring. Wear safety goggles and protective clothing, and always ask a responsible adult for permission.

Don’t forget to bring your hazmat license to the store. Nothing more embarassing than getting turned away from a grocery store for lack of proper paperwork…

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151/10 "2015-02-21T11:48:18Z")

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Anyone know how to turn lead into gold?

/hijack

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151/11 "2015-02-21T14:10:22Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Anyone know how to turn lead into gold?
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> /hijack

[Yes](http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact-or-fiction-lead-can-be-turned-into-gold/).

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151/12 "2015-02-21T14:33:45Z")

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Eureka!!!

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151/13 "2015-02-21T14:53:10Z")

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OKAY, that’s plenty.  
MODERATORS–please close the Thread.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151/14 "2015-02-21T19:13:18Z")

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> [@tavalla](#):
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> Water + a few drops of food colouring. Wear safety goggles and protective clothing, and always ask a responsible adult for permission.

Like where is someone on the Dope going to find a responsible adult?

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**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151/15 "2015-02-21T20:30:27Z")

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> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#):
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> OKAY, that’s plenty.  
> MODERATORS–please close the Thread.

To obtain crimson food colouring, you must journey for seven days and seven nights across the burning deserts of Alarazin, there to face the Worm Incarnadine who dwells in the Vermilion Caves. Defeat him with Sepulchor, the Inchoate Sword, and claim Carnifex the gem that was forged in the fires of his heart. You must steep Carnifex for a month is the dew gathered in sliver bowls by twelve maidens each daybreak in the Forest Rufous, then distill the vermeil liquor in an alembic of the rarest fuchsia jade for a night and a day. This will yield you three drops, and three drops only, of the most precious crimson. Ask and adult to help you.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151/16 "2015-02-21T20:50:12Z")

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> [@keturah](#):
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> Don’t forget to bring your hazmat license to the store. Nothing more embarassing than getting turned away from a grocery store for lack of proper paperwork…

I don’t think you need an HL for water any more, you just need to be 18 years old.

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**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151/17 "2015-02-21T21:34:58Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> I don’t think you need an HL for water any more, you just need to be 18 years old.

Are you kidding? That stuff can be fatal in the wrong hands.

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**Author:** ![tavalla](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tavalla/32/89_2.png) [@tavalla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tavalla)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151/18 "2015-02-21T21:55:28Z")

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> [@Penfeather](#):
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> To obtain crimson food colouring, you must journey for seven days and seven nights across the burning deserts of Alarazin, there to face the Worm Incarnadine who dwells in the Vermilion Caves. Defeat him with Sepulchor, the Inchoate Sword, and claim Carnifex the gem that was forged in the fires of his heart. You must steep Carnifex for a month is the dew gathered in sliver bowls by twelve maidens each daybreak in the Forest Rufous, then distill the vermeil liquor in an alembic of the rarest fuchsia jade for a night and a day. This will yield you three drops, and three drops only, of the most precious crimson. Ask and adult to help you.

::applause::

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151/19 "2015-02-23T17:24:21Z")

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So, any luck getting the water colored?

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**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151/20 "2015-02-23T17:37:47Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> So, any luck getting the water colored?

I think he has succumbed to food dye poisoning. Maybe [red dye #3](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erythrosine) did him in.

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