# Pharmacy Window Decoration Bottles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 20, 2015, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151 "2015-02-20T01:19:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151/21 "2015-02-23T17:43:43Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Anyone know how to turn lead into gold?
> 
> /hijack

Yes. However, it has nothing to do with cute pharmacy bottles of colored water, snow globes, safety glasses and the EPA (USA), etc.

If we agree to proceed on this deal I will need access to the Haledon Collider for 15 microseconds, loyal armed guards on the way out, and a discrete vehicle capable of ~15 tons to destinations disclosed at my discretion.  
My number is 1-202-867-5304 for further discussion.

Mum’s the word…

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**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151/22 "2015-02-23T17:46:00Z")

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> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#):
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> OKAY, that’s plenty.  
> MODERATORS–please close the Thread.

AWWW! But we were just starting to have fun!  
😃

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151/23 "2015-02-23T18:07:31Z")

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> [@keturah](#):
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> Don’t forget to bring your hazmat license to the store. Nothing more embarassing than getting turned away from a grocery store for lack of proper paperwork…

Hazmat - Will Travail.

Paladin

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pharmacy-window-decoration-bottles/713151/24 "2015-02-23T18:39:17Z")

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> [@Cabin\_Fever](#):
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> My number is 1-202-867-5304 for further discussion.

Do you live down the street from Jenny?

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