# PHIL IS BACK! WOO! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2000, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phil-is-back-woo/15946 "2000-04-14T15:08:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phil-is-back-woo/15946/1 "2000-04-14T15:08:00Z")
I saw a couple of posts by Phil, aka pldennison, today in General Questions! WOO! Phil, I missed you! Please tell me you’re gonna stick around for a while! We need you now, more than ever… Kinda like we’re Gotham and you’re batman or something… * * * Yer pal, Satan [http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif](http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif) _I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Five days, 13 hours, 8 minutes and 33 seconds. 221 cigarettes not smoked, saving $27.74. Life saved: 18 hours, 25 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phil-is-back-woo/15946/2 "2000-04-14T15:48:00Z")
PLDennison? OK—that makes up for our recent tragic losses! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phil-is-back-woo/15946/3 "2000-04-14T16:42:00Z")
Welcome back, Phil. I hope this isn’t just a fluke and you’re here to stay for a spell. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phil-is-back-woo/15946/4 "2000-04-14T21:55:00Z")
Phil’s back? Maybe there is a God, after all. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phil-is-back-woo/15946/5 "2000-04-14T21:59:00Z")
Oh please oh please oh please say you’ll stay, Phil! You have been missed, big time! * * * Cristi, Slayer of Peeps I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday. (title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!) ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phil-is-back-woo/15946/6 "2000-04-14T21:59:00Z")
Nice going WallyM7. That’s the sure way to make pldennison happy. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phil-is-back-woo/15946/7 "2000-04-14T22:46:00Z")
Be afraid. Be _very_ afraid… 😉 * * * I have chainmail underwear. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phil-is-back-woo/15946/8 "2000-04-14T23:25:00Z")
Hey, Phil! I’m votin’ for George W. Bush fer President. But only because I don’t think Pat Buchanan has enough of a chance. Whaddaya think? Am I doing the right thing? –Uke, dangling that big juicy ol’ worm ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phil-is-back-woo/15946/9 "2000-04-14T23:41:00Z")
I’m glad someone picked up on that. Thanks, Arnie. 🙂