# Philly Police warn public of perv on the loose... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 15, 2014, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874 "2014-01-15T15:08:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Los\_Anconfused](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/aca169/32.png) [@Los\_Anconfused](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Los_Anconfused)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/1 "2014-01-15T15:08:02Z")
[removed full version of linked article] [LINK](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2538687/Swiss-Cheese-Pervert-terrorizing-Philadelphia.html) ---
**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/2 "2014-01-15T15:21:16Z")
Reported ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/3 "2014-01-15T15:26:25Z")
I would have expected cream cheese in Philly ---
**Author:** ![FightMyIgnorance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71e660/32.png) [@FightMyIgnorance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FightMyIgnorance)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/4 "2014-01-15T15:31:21Z")
Philadelphia cream cheese is for more then just your bagel now. 😉 Can we make bagel a euphemism now? ---
**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/5 "2014-01-15T15:33:26Z")
My coworkers were talking about this guy yesterday! (We’re in the suburbs.) We were trying to figure out how such a specific and bizarre fetish could form. Still makes no sense how you go from “I’m lonely” –\> “I’ll masturbate with…cheese!” –\> “I’ll roam the streets in my car exposing myself to ladies and beg them to touch me with cheese, while wearing cheese on my genitals” E: > [@Doug\_K](#): > > Reported Reported for what? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/6 "2014-01-15T15:36:12Z")
> [@gallows\_fodder](#): > > Reported for what? Cheese, obviously. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/7 "2014-01-15T15:36:50Z")
I was going to suggest Brie (warmed of course) but cream cheese would make more sense considering the location. ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/8 "2014-01-15T15:39:27Z")
I read about this guy the other day in the Week. If you think being out of shape makes meeting women difficult, a cheese fetish is not going to help. ---
**Author:** ![wedgehed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8edcca/32.png) [@wedgehed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wedgehed)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/9 "2014-01-15T15:43:52Z")
I fear the DA’s case will be full of holes. ---
**Author:** ![FightMyIgnorance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71e660/32.png) [@FightMyIgnorance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FightMyIgnorance)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/10 "2014-01-15T15:52:12Z")
> [@wedgehed](#): > > I fear the DA’s case will be full of holes. Holy crap, that was punny. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/11 "2014-01-15T15:54:27Z")
It looks like he’s just looking for his Swiss Miss. (Heading to the airport to go to Ohio for a week. The prospect of cold is making me want hot cocoa) ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/12 "2014-01-15T15:55:21Z")
This is whey beyond strange. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/13 "2014-01-15T15:56:59Z")
I don’t like cheese at the best of times. This is not likely to improve my opinion of the stuff. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/14 "2014-01-15T15:57:08Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > This is whey beyond strange. He’s probably casien his next victim right now. ---
**Author:** ![FightMyIgnorance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71e660/32.png) [@FightMyIgnorance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FightMyIgnorance)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/15 "2014-01-15T15:58:08Z")
> [@Antinor01](#): > > It looks like he’s just looking for his Swiss Miss. (Heading to the airport to go to Ohio for a week. The prospect of cold is making me want hot cocoa) In my part of Ohio (southwest), we went from a 50 degree high yesterday to a 28 degree high today. Welcome to Ohio. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/16 "2014-01-15T16:01:07Z")
I hope they can get this muenster off the streets soon. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/17 "2014-01-15T16:04:06Z")
> [@gallows\_fodder](#): > > Reported for what? Well, for one thing, it’s a copyvio. This clearly came from another website. It’s also probably spam. What they get out of this type of spam is hard to say. The best I can come up with is they are testing to see if there are real humans here or trying to see if they can get away with copying articles, with a plan to copy a fake article promoting their own wares later. ---
**Author:** ![Los\_Anconfused](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/aca169/32.png) [@Los\_Anconfused](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Los_Anconfused)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/18 "2014-01-15T16:13:06Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Well, for one thing, it’s a copyvio. This clearly came from another website. It’s also probably spam. > > What they get out of this type of spam is hard to say. The best I can come up with is they are testing to see if there are real humans here or trying to see if they can get away with copying articles, with a plan to copy a fake article promoting their own wares later. Actually, I just wanted to post a funny story in the news, and I linked to the original article. While I do a mean robot dance, I am most assuredly not a bot. What I hoped to get out of posting a funny article was for people to get a chuckle. Sounds like you could use one. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/19 "2014-01-15T16:18:58Z")
Copying and pasting an entire article is a violation of the publisher’s copyright, whether or not you “just wanted to post a funny story in the news.” Linking to the original article doesn’t make it OK. ---
**Author:** ![orderfire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orderfire/32/10908_2.png) [@orderfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orderfire)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/20 "2014-01-15T16:19:16Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > I would have expected cream cheese in Philly Isn’t it silly not to use Philly? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874.md?page=2)