# Philly Police warn public of perv on the loose... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 15, 2014, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874 "2014-01-15T15:08:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/21 "2014-01-15T16:21:56Z")
> [@FightMyIgnorance](#): > > Philadelphia cream cheese is for more then just your bagel now. 😉 > > Can we make bagel a euphemism now? It’s a food and a sexual aid! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/22 "2014-01-15T16:24:13Z")
All this talk of cheese, spam and masturbation makes me…I don’t know-- something, but it ain’t hungry. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/23 "2014-01-15T16:25:17Z")
**Philly Police warn public of perv on the loose…** Geez, I was only in Philly for a few days. And that was almost two years ago, so they can call off their alert now. ---
**Author:** ![Los\_Anconfused](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/aca169/32.png) [@Los\_Anconfused](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Los_Anconfused)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/24 "2014-01-15T16:29:13Z")
Apologies for the copyright violation. I was unaware of the rules. I’ve tried deleting the thread or editing my OP, but I can’t figure out how to do either from my phone as I’m presently away from my computer. Would it be possible for a mod to do either? I don’t anticipate being back in front of my computer for a while. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/25 "2014-01-15T16:32:08Z")
a frotteur reeking of fromage freaks for funky fetish… not funny in theleast thought, years ago a florida neighbor was accosted by a naked man coated in mayo who hid in her closet, can’t make that shit up ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/26 "2014-01-15T16:33:07Z")
You only have a 5 minute window to edit. The point of reporting was so a mod can cut back on the quote. It’s best to link to an article and only quote a few lines/ very short paragraph at most. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/27 "2014-01-15T17:11:33Z")
I’ve removed the cut and paste. **Los Anconfused** , as you’re starting to gather, we don’t want long blocks of text picked up without attribution from elsewhere. A link suffices – though we ask that you add some commentary of your own, and not just a bare link. **twickster** , longtime Philly resident and MPSIMS moderator ---
**Author:** ![Los\_Anconfused](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/aca169/32.png) [@Los\_Anconfused](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Los_Anconfused)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/28 "2014-01-15T17:26:57Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > I’ve removed the cut and paste. > > **Los Anconfused** , as you’re starting to gather, we don’t want long blocks of text picked up without attribution from elsewhere. A link suffices – though we ask that you add some commentary of your own, and not just a bare link. > > **twickster** , longtime Philly resident and MPSIMS moderator Thanks. I honestly wasn’t trying to skirt the rules here. I was just unaware of them. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/29 "2014-01-15T17:27:24Z")
Single male, 45, seeks unattached female to masturbate me with a piece of Swiss cheese. No weirdos please. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/30 "2014-01-15T17:29:26Z")
Now THAT’S improv! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/31 "2014-01-15T17:30:10Z")
> [@Los\_Anconfused](#): > > Thanks. I honestly wasn’t trying to skirt the rules here. I was just unaware of them. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle. Well, you know what they say: “Cheddar late than never.” ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/32 "2014-01-15T17:35:46Z")
Do you think he melts the cheese first? And would grated cheese work better than a slice? Then again, Swiss has holes in it already. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/33 "2014-01-15T17:44:44Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > **twickster** , longtime Philly resident Is this a dog whistle? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/34 "2014-01-15T17:53:50Z")
He’d better not try that around here. We’ll just tell him, “Keep driving, cheesedick.” And wouldn’t fromunda cheese be the more natural choice? ---
**Author:** ![Claverhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Claverhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claverhouse)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/35 "2014-01-15T18:48:40Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Well, for one thing, it’s a copyvio. This clearly came from another website. It’s also probably spam. > > What they get out of this type of spam is hard to say. The best I can come up with is they are testing to see if there are real humans here or trying to see if they can get away with copying articles, with a plan to copy a fake article promoting their own wares later. Any form of spam or malware is still vastly preferable to the _Daily Mail_. ---
**Author:** ![Los\_Anconfused](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/aca169/32.png) [@Los\_Anconfused](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Los_Anconfused)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/36 "2014-01-15T18:58:12Z")
> [@Los\_Anconfused](#): > > [removed full version of linked article] > > [LINK](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2538687/Swiss-Cheese-Pervert-terrorizing-Philadelphia.html) > [@Claverhouse](#): > > Any form of spam or malware is still vastly preferable to the _Daily Mail_. Here are the same facts (albeit less of them) in… Philadelphia Magazine: [Philadelphia Police Looking for Swiss Cheese Pervert in Mayfair](http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/01/10/swiss-cheese-pervert-mayfair/) and… NBC: [Police Search for Alleged ‘Swiss Cheese Pervert’ – NBC10 Philadelphia](http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/weird/Police-Search-for-Alleged-Swiss-Cheese-Pervert--239759561.html) Perhaps one of those sources will make you feel more high brow while reading. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/37 "2014-01-15T19:13:44Z")
> [@Los\_Anconfused](#): > > Thanks. I honestly wasn’t trying to skirt the rules here. I was just unaware of them. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle. It’s not just on the SDMB that wholesale copying-and-pasting of copyrighted articles is against the rules; that’s the rule _everywhere_ on the internet (and actually off the internet as well). Other sites might tolerate it but it’s still a copyright violation. ---
**Author:** ![Claverhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Claverhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claverhouse)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/38 "2014-01-15T19:49:01Z")
> [@Los\_Anconfused](#): > > and… > > NBC: [Police Search for Alleged ‘Swiss Cheese Pervert’ – NBC10 Philadelphia](http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/weird/Police-Search-for-Alleged-Swiss-Cheese-Pervert--239759561.html) I’m not complaining, but just mentioning it since it is an amusing word: that link throws up a dismissible error, saying: _NativeBundleNoOpImpl_ As opaque as any Windows Error message. ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/39 "2014-01-15T20:58:21Z")
New sex act - the Philadelphia Cheesesteak: A handjob with a slice of cheese wrapped around the tubesteak. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/40 "2014-01-15T21:12:09Z")
From the OP’s link: > [@](#): > > The bizarre case shocked many residents but **Gabby Chest** , from nearby Bridesburg, recognized the fetish straight away and made her own report to police. With a name like that, no wonder she sussed out the pervert before anyone else. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874.md?page=3)