# Philly Police warn public of perv on the loose...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 15, 2014, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874 "2014-01-15T15:08:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/61 "2014-01-16T21:25:16Z")

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Frottage avec fromage?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/62 "2014-01-17T02:41:27Z")

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How did they catch him, staking out cheese shops?

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/63 "2014-01-17T02:53:00Z")

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Description of the suspect:

[Approximately 6’5"; British accent; brown blazer, brown turtleneck, tan trousers, hush-puppies. Seems to be a fan of Walpole, but definitely not of that bloody bouzouki!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPN3KTtrnZM)

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/64 "2014-01-17T18:24:07Z")

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That’s hot.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/65 "2014-01-17T19:34:39Z")

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He’ll never get a tomato topping.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/66 "2014-01-18T00:23:58Z")

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All things considered, he’d cheddar be in Philadelphia.

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**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/67 "2014-01-18T02:43:22Z")

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What I want to know is, what happened to the cheese?

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/68 "2014-01-18T02:45:23Z")

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The cheese? Oh, the cheese is fucked.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/69 "2014-01-18T04:23:20Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> The cheese? Oh, the cheese is fucked.

Cream cheese

I’m sure it’s already been said in this thread, but it fits well here

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/philly-police-warn-public-of-perv-on-the-loose/678874/70 "2014-01-18T10:31:29Z")

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Guys like this really grate on me.

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