Phlosphr: I'LL ASK THE IMPOSSIBLE: STOP BEING A FUCKING IDIOT!!

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Gee, that’s shocking. I’d bet a real plumber would always say “get a plumber”, too, huh? :stuck_out_tongue:

While I can see DDG’s point, lacking credentials in a field should prompt one to be the one to ask questions, not the one to give answers.

So I see Hamlet’s point as being better.

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Is that anything like meditating? Or would it be more along the lines of “Imagine whirled peas”. Oops, I mean World Peace.
Ommmmmmm… Phlosphr… Ommmmmmm

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I’d say taking the advice from a bunch of non-lawyers re legal issues or non-doctors re medical advice is pretty fucking idiotic as well.

WARNING: If you routinely drive down the road with a trunk full of cocaine and you get pulled over, before you consent to anything call a lawyer.

Similarly, if you are spewing blood from your sphincter, call a medical doctor.

As a matter of course, do NOT rely on the well-intentioned advice of strangers who may or may not know what they are talking about.

Poster beware.

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I sympathise with, if not excuse, Philosphr. Mea culpa. I recite random ideas as facts. Everything I’ve ever learned is from TV. For example, I firmly believe that:

  • If your orbiting spacecraft’s computer crashes, you’ll fall out of orbit within an hour
  • All cops have more witty wisecracks than a season of the show “Friends”
  • 3 bad guys will stand in the open shooting automatic weapons and hit no one
  • It’s safe to drive on the wrong side of the road, or on sidewalks, as long as you drive fast enough.
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Just a note that Phlosphr is back at work today, spreading bullshit as fact in this thread:

That is a common corporate policy. It was my former employer’s policy. it is NOT law. It is NOT a matter of what the employer is “allowed” to say.