# Phone Sex - was it good for you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 24, 1999, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex-was-it-good-for-you/11719 "1999-11-24T23:37:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 1999, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex-was-it-good-for-you/11719/1 "1999-11-24T23:37:00Z")
I brought the subject up in the _Kissing_ thread, and as this board seems to dwell on sex like it’s going out of fashion. Which clearly it isn’t. Not being able to contribute much to those threads except a wistful sigh, I thought I’d open one of my own that I can relate more to. **Phone Sex:** Who’s done it, did you like it or not, and why? * * * -PIGEONMAN- Hero For A New Millennium! [The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) - updates every Wed & Sat ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 1999, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex-was-it-good-for-you/11719/2 "1999-11-24T23:41:00Z")
Yes I have, many times. Loved it. * * * \>^,^\< KITTEN Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point. ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 1999, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex-was-it-good-for-you/11719/3 "1999-11-24T23:43:00Z")
Ehh… _shrugs her shoulders_ It’s a living. * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex-was-it-good-for-you/11719/4 "1999-11-25T00:34:00Z")
Why phone when you have the internet? ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex-was-it-good-for-you/11719/5 "1999-11-25T00:39:00Z")
Q: Do you talk to your wife after sex? A: Only if she calls long distance. Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here through Friday. Don’t forget to tip your waitresses. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex-was-it-good-for-you/11719/6 "1999-11-25T00:41:00Z")
The voice is more powerful than cyberchat. That’s why. * * * -PIGEONMAN- Hero For A New Millennium! [The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) - updates every Wed & Sat ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex-was-it-good-for-you/11719/7 "1999-11-25T00:41:00Z")
You betcha. The mind is the best sexual organ. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex-was-it-good-for-you/11719/8 "1999-11-25T00:48:00Z")
Ahhhh ::sinking into delicious memories:: -Melin ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex-was-it-good-for-you/11719/9 "1999-11-25T01:07:00Z")
See? And there were souls in the Kissing thread who expressed surprise and doubt! Believe me, the phone is a delicious conduit for true romance and erotic stimulation! 🙂 And I’m available most evenings (US time) for those women interested. E-mail for my number… * * * -PIGEONMAN- Hero For A New Millennium! [The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) - updates every Wed & Sat ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex-was-it-good-for-you/11719/10 "1999-11-25T01:13:00Z")
Ya can call me GuanoLad but it’s gonna cost ya! You can get my number from Sealemon, he posted it in the Hilarious thread * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex-was-it-good-for-you/11719/11 "1999-11-25T01:14:00Z")
I don’t believe in having sex with a public utility. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex-was-it-good-for-you/11719/12 "1999-11-25T01:21:00Z")
The public utilities around here think it’s just fine for them to do it to us. ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex-was-it-good-for-you/11719/13 "1999-11-25T01:22:00Z")
awww Handy… lighten up hon, I hear some public utilities can be a real gas! * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex-was-it-good-for-you/11719/14 "1999-11-25T01:24:00Z")
I think it can warp some people’s perspective. I remember a guy my partner called on who was flirting a bit and told her that, with her voice, she could have her own 900 number. She wasn’t appreciative. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex-was-it-good-for-you/11719/15 "1999-11-25T01:31:00Z")
A bit off topic . I met someone that I talked to daily that had this really sexy voice. I wish I’d never seen her. It ruined the mental image I had of her. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex-was-it-good-for-you/11719/16 "1999-11-25T01:35:00Z")
Confession: I had one or two or 10 really steamy, really graphic, really hot phone-sex sessions with an old SDMB reg. Don’t try to guess who, you never will and I ain’t telling. * * * \>^,^\< KITTEN Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex-was-it-good-for-you/11719/17 "1999-11-25T01:45:00Z")
It was arg,wasn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex-was-it-good-for-you/11719/18 "1999-11-25T02:10:00Z")
Why do you think he left the SDMB with his tail between his legs? * * * \>^,^\< KITTEN Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex-was-it-good-for-you/11719/19 "1999-11-25T02:42:00Z")
Can you tell us if he still posts here? (Or don’tcha wanna play 20 questions?) ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex-was-it-good-for-you/11719/20 "1999-11-25T02:50:00Z")
Like it with Girlfriends, and girls which I am somewhat involved with, but it has no appeal with a stranger. And I never pay for it. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex-was-it-good-for-you/11719.md?page=2)