# Phone Sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 10, 2001, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex/53922 "2001-02-10T15:56:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex/53922/1 "2001-02-10T15:56:36Z")
Anyone ever thought about it? Tried it? Care to report? Want my number? ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex/53922/2 "2001-02-10T16:00:01Z")
Nope. Nope. Nope. Yep. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex/53922/3 "2001-02-10T16:02:44Z")
Yep, yep, nope, nope. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex/53922/4 "2001-02-10T16:04:56Z")
Tried it more than once, and in differnt ā€œformatsā€ā€¦ sometimes the whole ā€œIā€™m touching you hereā€ thing, sometimes the ā€œWhat are you doing nowā€ thingā€¦ but my favorite way to have phone sex is by telling, or listening to a story. Usually starting out with ā€œWeā€™re in a hotel room, and youā€™re laying on the bedā€¦ā€ and then it goes on from there. Especially when the person talking to me talks in a harsh whisper, voice lowered, almost like the story is being whispered directly into my earā€¦ Gets me **HOT** and, sometimes, gets me off without me even having to do any work! šŸ˜ƒ I guess that overactive imagination of mine comes in REALLY handy sometimesā€¦ [sub]Of course, the problem with this is that I canā€™t think straight enough to return the favorā€¦[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex/53922/5 "2001-02-10T16:27:17Z")
Tried phone sex onceā€¦ The handset was just way too uncomfortable, and almost got stuck. Thank god it was a Slimline model. ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex/53922/6 "2001-02-10T17:21:39Z")
Mmmmā€¦phone sex. šŸ™‚ Nothingā€™s better than hearing your lover tell you exactly what theyā€™re going to do to you and how badly they want to do itā€¦ Gotta go make a callā€¦teehee Rose ---
**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex/53922/7 "2001-02-10T17:29:53Z")
I do phone sex nearly everyday. It is wonderful sharing that with a great lover with a sexy voice. ---
**Author:** ![Carina42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Carina42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carina42)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex/53922/8 "2001-02-10T18:21:56Z")
yes. yes. no. uhhhhhhhhhā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex/53922/9 "2001-02-10T18:29:09Z")
Yes Yes Rrowwrr Nope! ---
**Author:** ![Catfood\_Purrito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Catfood\_Purrito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catfood_Purrito)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex/53922/10 "2001-02-10T18:31:55Z")
Iā€™ve done it once, out of curiosity. I didnā€™t much care for it, itā€™s probably better when you actually _know_ the person on the other end, I suppose. The one time I did it, I did all the talking, the only participation on the part of the man was basically moaning, and ā€œohh, baby, yeah.ā€ Until about 5 minutes into the call, where he stated, ā€œI just came, Iā€™m all stickyā€¦Iā€™d better go take a shower.ā€ _click_ He just hung up! I couldnā€™t believe it. So, I get back online to report back to the online friend who put me up to trying it. The phone sex guy gets online a little bit later and sends me a message saying, ā€œOh my god, you were fabulous, wanna do it again?ā€ Ummmā€¦no. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex/53922/11 "2001-02-10T19:40:24Z")
Phone sex is fun. Cyber sex is just silly. With phone sex you can hear the expression in the other personā€™s voice, and it makes the whole experience far more erotic. ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex/53922/12 "2001-02-10T19:58:21Z")
yes yes I prefer in person, but she lived 800 miles away, soā€¦ no. ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex/53922/13 "2001-02-10T20:06:44Z")
Nope. Yes. Try to figure THAT one out :). Actually, I never have. Er, I canā€™tā€¦ Iā€™ve cybered, plenty. Got a sister? šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex/53922/14 "2001-02-10T22:52:17Z")
ā€¦but it quickly deteriorated into an intelligent, meaningful conversation. I hate when that happens. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex/53922/15 "2001-02-10T23:06:38Z")
Yes, yes, yes, and i didnā€™t know you liked guys. šŸ™‚ Phone sex is nice. the problem is it whets your appetite for more which is usually unavailable. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex/53922/16 "2001-02-11T01:51:13Z")
[aside]My partner is one of those people who has a ā€œphone voiceā€ that kicks in when, well, when sheā€™s on the phone. It is most pleasing to the ear and has done her marketing career good service. Hell, Iā€™ve known her for 20 years and I still enjoy talkinā€™ to her on the phone. Anyway, sheā€™s callinā€™ this landman at an O & G company whose got some rights to some data she wants to sell. Thinking heā€™s being charming, he says, ā€œWow! I love your voice. You could have your own 900 number!ā€ What!?! I guess he thought that was a good come-on line. We both concluded that he probably wouldnā€™t have even thought of that unless he was a consumer of such services.[/aside] And nope, nope, nope and (much to **Eutyā€™s relief** ) nope. ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2001, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex/53922/17 "2001-02-11T02:06:11Z")
-Yes -Yes -It was with my hubby (before we were married) and it was fun but left us wanting for more and he was in another state at the time ā˜¹ -Um, no thanks, but I appreciate the offer šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2001, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex/53922/18 "2001-02-11T02:21:19Z")
Since I have a reputation as a board slut anyway, this should come to no surprise to anyone: - Yes Iā€™ve thought about it. - Yes Iā€™ve done it. - It was usually with a GF I had to be away from for one reason or another. - What the hell, Iā€™ll try anything once. Mind if I call you ā€œNicoleā€ the whole time? šŸ˜ƒ And **TruePisces** , as I said in the Fantasy Thread: We really should start emailing each other. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex/53922/19 "2001-02-11T02:23:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\*And **TruePisces** , as I said in the Fantasy Thread: > We really should start emailing each other. šŸ˜‰ > \*\* And as I said in the fantasy thread, you know where the mail button isā€¦ use it! šŸ˜‰ [sub]Seriously, guys expect us women to do ALL the workā€¦[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2001, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex/53922/20 "2001-02-11T02:29:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\*And as I said in the fantasy thread, you know where the mail button isā€¦ use it! šŸ˜‰ > \*\* Now you know how difficult it is for men to find the right buttons! Should a slowly glide over the button, should I double-click it, should I move my mouse over it in little circlesā€¦ Oh, you _literally_ mean the mail button! Sorry. I thought it was some euphimism meaning ā€œHe sure knows how to deliverā€ or something. Nevermind. šŸ˜‰ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phone-sex/53922.md?page=2)