# Phonecalls a la Simpsons

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phonecalls-a-la-simpsons/44330
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 6, 2000, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phonecalls-a-la-simpsons/44330 "2000-12-06T17:37:15Z")
**Posts on this page:** 2
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### Author: ![KJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b2d939/32.png) [@KJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KJ)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phonecalls-a-la-simpsons/44330/21 "2000-12-07T15:57:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Blue Twylight \*  
> \*\*Heywood Jablowme \*\*

That’s my favorite one so far!

Also, I just made up one of those names the other night. But I don’t remember wha–

YES I DO! I just remembered it mid-sentence as I was typing this. It’s not vulgar, but it makes sense, and could have funny consequences if you called Moe’s with it:

Colin DeFeds.

Bwahahah. BTW, I totally made that one up.

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### Author: ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2000, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phonecalls-a-la-simpsons/44330/22 "2000-12-07T16:21:55Z")

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stealing from Friends…  
Holden McGroin  
My personal favourite, Dik Doktor (a Dutch guy in my 'burb) and Richard Balls, who writes the TV guide for a newspaper in ~Dublin.

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