# phony website names you have made up, just cause they sound funny **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 6, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phony-website-names-you-have-made-up-just-cause-they-sound-funny/24703 "2000-07-06T03:17:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phony-website-names-you-have-made-up-just-cause-they-sound-funny/24703/1 "2000-07-06T03:17:55Z")
Does anyone make up phony website names in their head, just to see how they sound? Here is mine: [http://www.lickmyface.com](http://www.lickmyface.com) (NOT A REAL LINK) I don’t know why, but it has certain ring to it. It’s not implied as sexual reference though. ---
**Author:** ![tubagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@tubagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tubagirl)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phony-website-names-you-have-made-up-just-cause-they-sound-funny/24703/2 "2000-07-06T03:31:54Z")
this is used to be an actual link: [www.imatubagod.com](http://www.imatubagod.com) I personally would have: [www.imatubagoddess.com](http://www.imatubagoddess.com) but then I’m weird… ---
**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phony-website-names-you-have-made-up-just-cause-they-sound-funny/24703/3 "2000-07-06T04:00:22Z")
Yeah, I do this when I’m bored. I’m sorely disappointed that there isn’t a [www.flyingmonkeys.com](http://www.flyingmonkeys.com). On a related note, does anyone ever try websites with their name (real life or username)? Surprisingly, www.\.com is a pornsite. Now, if my name were Trixie or something like that, I wouldn’t have been so shocked… but my name is so pure sounding. Maybe that website’s a sign of my deep secrets and desires. 😉 Just maybe… ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phony-website-names-you-have-made-up-just-cause-they-sound-funny/24703/4 "2000-07-06T04:42:51Z")
My friends and I on the call floor do this all the time. Some of the winners have been: [http://www.bignakedblackman.com](http://www.bignakedblackman.com) [http://www.fatsaggymanbreasts.com](http://www.fatsaggymanbreasts.com) [http://www.beanbag.com](http://www.beanbag.com) [http://www.ofmiceandmen.com](http://www.ofmiceandmen.com) [http://www.buddhabooty.com](http://www.buddhabooty.com) [http://www.ageofconsent.com](http://www.ageofconsent.com) [http://www.troll.com](http://www.troll.com) [http://www.bitchslap.com](http://www.bitchslap.com) [http://www.smackyourbitchup.com](http://www.smackyourbitchup.com) [http://www.bitchbettahhavemymoney.com](http://www.bitchbettahhavemymoney.com) [http://www.alcoholicfelchmonkey.com](http://www.alcoholicfelchmonkey.com) [http://www.racklikeamoose.com](http://www.racklikeamoose.com) [http://www.diseasesofrichardpryor.com](http://www.diseasesofrichardpryor.com) [http://www.dumbfuckinidiot.com](http://www.dumbfuckinidiot.com) (Any guesses as to where this one will reroute to?) Now, go to [http://www.thankyouforyourconsideration.com](http://www.thankyouforyourconsideration.com) ~Santi ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phony-website-names-you-have-made-up-just-cause-they-sound-funny/24703/5 "2000-07-06T04:46:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Serendipity \* > **Now, if my name were Trixie or something like that, I wouldn’t have been so shocked… but my name is so pure sounding.** Those of us who have used the name Trixie would like to protest your allegation. It’s a fine name, in a great tradition… just 'cause you are too young to remember Trixie Belden… But, I digress… ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phony-website-names-you-have-made-up-just-cause-they-sound-funny/24703/6 "2000-07-06T05:09:55Z")
The “I’m the Very Model of the Modern Libertarian” thread inspired me to think of [http://www.parodistlost.com](http://www.parodistlost.com) ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phony-website-names-you-have-made-up-just-cause-they-sound-funny/24703/7 "2000-07-06T05:26:46Z")
I’m in the same situation as Serendipity; my full name is a web site too. But the awesome thing is the guy not only has a domain name named after him, it’s set up for his business and he has email accounts for his employees, so all of his employees have an @[myfullname].com email address. How cool is that! 😃 also, there’s something called the Student Association of the State University with a chapter at my SUNY school. I told my SASU rep about [SASU.com](http://SASU.com), a web site that more closely represent’s Serendipity’s post: it’s a porn site. With animals. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phony-website-names-you-have-made-up-just-cause-they-sound-funny/24703/8 "2000-07-06T05:44:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Serendipity \* > \*\*Yeah, I do this when I’m bored. I’m sorely disappointed that there isn’t a [http://www.flyingmonkeys.com](http://www.flyingmonkeys.com). On a related note, does anyone ever try websites with their name (real life or username)? Surprisingly, http://www.\.com is a pornsite. Now, if my name were Trixie or something like that, I wouldn’t have been so shocked… but my name is so pure sounding. Maybe that website’s a sign of my deep secrets and desires. 😉 Just maybe… \*\* [further hijack] This is exactly the reason my hubby and I registered most incarnations of our (and the kid’s) names. You see, our last name is DOLL, so we’re ripe for a porn site. My first name alone is a site for a radio station with the same call letters. Not so bad. [/further hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phony-website-names-you-have-made-up-just-cause-they-sound-funny/24703/9 "2000-07-06T08:16:29Z")
> **[wtf: log in to www.whatthefuck.com](https://www.whatthefuck.com/user/login)** > > whatthefuck.com, the evil stepchild [http://www.blowme.com](http://www.blowme.com) And of course, the ever popular [wwww.coldylovesyou.com](http://wwww.coldylovesyou.com) ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phony-website-names-you-have-made-up-just-cause-they-sound-funny/24703/10 "2000-07-06T08:17:40Z")
[http://www.coldyisanidiot.com](http://www.coldyisanidiot.com) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phony-website-names-you-have-made-up-just-cause-they-sound-funny/24703/11 "2000-07-06T08:18:08Z")
One of my teachers made a joke that I did my homework at [http://www.analretentive.com](http://www.analretentive.com) I thought I’d actually try that address out, to see what would happen (hoping it would reroute to Martha Stewart or sumthin), but, of course… it was porn. \ ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phony-website-names-you-have-made-up-just-cause-they-sound-funny/24703/12 "2000-07-06T09:16:08Z")
I have this friend who keeps jokingly referring us to his porn site, which, of course, doesn’t exist: [http://www.hotjosh.com](http://www.hotjosh.com). And when the spirit of conversation moves him, he expands on his site contents: [http://www.hotjosh.com/animals/feathered/](http://www.hotjosh.com/animals/feathered/) You get the idea. _sigh_ Sick people… ---
**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phony-website-names-you-have-made-up-just-cause-they-sound-funny/24703/13 "2000-07-06T15:36:58Z")
I usually tease one of my friends with things like [http://www.farmlove.com](http://www.farmlove.com) or [http://www.pigsinbikinis.com](http://www.pigsinbikinis.com) ---
**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phony-website-names-you-have-made-up-just-cause-they-sound-funny/24703/14 "2000-07-06T16:30:58Z")
[http://www.monkeyspank.net](http://www.monkeyspank.net) [http://www.monkeyspank.edu](http://www.monkeyspank.edu) [http://www.monkeyspank.gov](http://www.monkeyspank.gov) [http://www.dumbass.org](http://www.dumbass.org) [http://www.gerbilboy.gov](http://www.gerbilboy.gov) [http://www.ineedaclue.edu](http://www.ineedaclue.edu) Usually quoted after/during a stress-induced rant. ---
**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2000, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phony-website-names-you-have-made-up-just-cause-they-sound-funny/24703/15 "2000-07-06T22:23:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sassy \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Serendipity \* > > **Now, if my name were Trixie or something like that, I wouldn’t have been so shocked… but my name is so pure sounding.** > > Those of us who have used the name Trixie would like to protest your allegation. It’s a fine name, in a great tradition… just 'cause you are too young to remember Trixie Belden… > > But, I digress… \*\* Let me offer my sincerest apologies. I am (relatively) young and naive, and I hope you’ll forgive my off-the-cuff Trixie remark. 🙂 You’re right, it is a fine and noble name. In all fairness, though, when I used [http://www.ask.com](http://www.ask.com) to find out who Trixie Belden was, one of the resulting links led to “Trixie’s Phonesex Hotline.” 😃 For future reference, what’s a good porn (first) name? ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phony-website-names-you-have-made-up-just-cause-they-sound-funny/24703/16 "2000-07-07T01:15:54Z")
Drain Bead and I joke about [www.prisonbitches.com](http://www.prisonbitches.com) for some reason all the time. While on a computer with some browser problems, in a frustrated state I typed in [biteme.com](http://www.biteme.com) and was QUITE surprised to see it still available. * * * Yer pal, Satan _TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING: Two months, three weeks, six days, 23 hours, 11 minutes and 20 seconds. 3558 cigarettes not smoked, saving $444.83. Life saved: 1 week, 5 days, 8 hours, 30 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phony-website-names-you-have-made-up-just-cause-they-sound-funny/24703/17 "2000-07-07T03:58:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Serendipity \* > [@](#): > > Let me offer my sincerest apologies. I am (relatively) young and naive, and I hope you’ll forgive my off-the-cuff Trixie remark. 🙂 You’re right, it is a fine and noble name. In all fairness, though, when I used [http://www.ask.com](http://www.ask.com) to find out who Trixie Belden was, one of the resulting links led to “Trixie’s Phonesex Hotline.” 😃 For future reference, what’s a good porn (first) name? \*\* I appreciate your response 🆒 Trixie Belden was the lead character in a series of books for young girls, in the same vein as Nancy Drew. They are very hard to find, but I remember them fondly - and Trixie is an alias I sometimes use. As for porn star names, I kinda like Sassy 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phony-website-names-you-have-made-up-just-cause-they-sound-funny/24703/18 "2000-07-07T04:31:11Z")
In economics class, we had to design a product, do marketing research (survey 50 people, etc), a presentation, etc. My group of 3 did a one-time-use video camera. Our company’s website: [http://www.3weasel.com](http://www.3weasel.com) . The company name pretty accurately described us ;). Oh yeah, we also faked the surveys…😛 ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phony-website-names-you-have-made-up-just-cause-they-sound-funny/24703/19 "2000-07-07T05:13:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sassy \* > As for porn star names, I kinda like Sassy 😃 \*\* My younger sister (Hayley) named her two cats Sassy and Lola. I kid my mom that it sounds like a house full of strippers. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phony-website-names-you-have-made-up-just-cause-they-sound-funny/24703/20 "2000-07-07T09:09:39Z")
[http://www.fuckedcompany.com](http://www.fuckedcompany.com) exists. It’s a deadpool for failing internet startups. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phony-website-names-you-have-made-up-just-cause-they-sound-funny/24703.md?page=2)