# Photos to not use on dating sites

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/photos-to-not-use-on-dating-sites/457188>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 20, 2008, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/photos-to-not-use-on-dating-sites/457188 "2008-07-20T22:34:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/photos-to-not-use-on-dating-sites/457188/81 "2008-07-22T22:14:28Z")

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[QUOTE=Dangerosa]  
(Excuse me while I go take a picture of my dog with wads of cash stuffed in his collar).  
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[QUOTE=Sleeps With Butterflies]  
Please don’t forget to put sunglasses on him and flash a peace sign.  
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Thanks for cracking me up, you two! :D:D:D

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/photos-to-not-use-on-dating-sites/457188/82 "2008-07-22T22:20:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Nawth Chucka]  
Feel sadder that they fit into their social group just fine. And whomever they reproduce with will L-O-V-E their pictures and think they are too kewl and put them on their cellphones to show all their friends.  
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That does make me sadder. It’s like we’re not even the same species.

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**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/photos-to-not-use-on-dating-sites/457188/83 "2008-07-23T03:52:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Sleeps With Butterflies]  
Please don’t forget to put sunglasses on him and flash a peace sign.  
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The peace sign may be difficult, he is a dog. The sunglasses - done!

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**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/photos-to-not-use-on-dating-sites/457188/84 "2008-07-23T13:38:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Telperien]  
Are you hot? Do you have a bare chest the ladies actually like seeing? If so, this is probably why.  
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Well, I am humble…so…

my Match I.D. is “FerrariFan2k8”

🆒

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/photos-to-not-use-on-dating-sites/457188/85 "2008-07-23T13:43:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Dangerosa]  
The peace sign may be difficult, he is a dog. The sunglasses - done!  
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Did you make sure to take the picture in a mirror?

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**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/photos-to-not-use-on-dating-sites/457188/86 "2008-07-23T14:02:06Z")

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Back when I was single, the one major rule that I have that was always broken was: Don’t post a picture of yourself with your hotter friends. We all have good looking friends, but when you post a picture of yourself with them, the only thing left is comparison.

I also never understood the “let me zoom in on my eyeball” shot either.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/photos-to-not-use-on-dating-sites/457188/87 "2008-07-23T16:08:32Z")

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[This one](http://www.muppetlabs.com/~eric/robotarm.jpeg).

Yes or no?

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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/photos-to-not-use-on-dating-sites/457188/88 "2008-07-23T16:16:36Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally Posted by **RobotArm**
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> This one.
> 
> Yes or no?

You are giving rabbit ears to a rabbit. I would totally contact you for that alone. (Unless, of course, you are the rabbit in that picture. Then I have to add a rule about not wearing full body costumes in dating photos.)

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**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/photos-to-not-use-on-dating-sites/457188/89 "2008-07-23T16:19:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Robot Arm]  
[This one](http://www.muppetlabs.com/~eric/robotarm.jpeg).

Yes or no?  
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Isn’t he breaking this one:

[QUOTE=stpauler]  
Don’t post a picture of yourself with your hotter friends. .  
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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/photos-to-not-use-on-dating-sites/457188/90 "2008-07-23T16:28:35Z")

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[QUOTE=vetbridge]  
Isn’t he breaking this one:  
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[hotter friends] Only if he’s the rabbit?

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**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/photos-to-not-use-on-dating-sites/457188/91 "2008-07-23T16:35:03Z")

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^actually, no. 😉

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