# Phouka's 500 Post Party-rama

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phoukas-500-post-party-rama/13956>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 17, 2000, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phoukas-500-post-party-rama/13956 "2000-02-17T17:27:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phoukas-500-post-party-rama/13956/21 "2000-02-18T13:34:00Z")

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Happy 500th, when are the Lapdancers coming??? 🙂

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J

“trapped by the girl in the mirror and a bed that calls my name  
standing on my own yet again, unabashed by the  
cyclone of morons that abound this place  
shhh, i think they’ve found me  
hiding in their closet listening in on their  
idiocy and mocking every phoneme  
and allophone spilling from their diseased beings.”  
Quoted from “Idiots”, by Prose

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phoukas-500-post-party-rama/13956/22 "2000-02-18T16:35:00Z")

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\< messmerized by zyada’s dance \>

Ummm…when’s the Dallas meeting again? 😉

congrats, phouka! \< Handing you a coupon for a three hour body rub \>

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phoukas-500-post-party-rama/13956/23 "2000-02-19T07:03:00Z")

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I’m gonna post this in the “SDMB nostalgia” thread…

A carful of hookers and a big pile of blow!

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“What’s the cure for disillusionment, Charlie Brown?”

“A chocolate cream and a friendly pat on the back.”

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2000, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phoukas-500-post-party-rama/13956/24 "2000-02-19T14:09:00Z")

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::comes to Shadowfox’ ‘rescue’, scooping her up in his arms::

Hey, 'fox, welcome to the hot tub!

If you were looking for the male Swedish lifeguards, they’re down by the skinnydipping pool, but I’m very glad you stopped by here first! Would you like a sip of Corona to revive you? My friend Surgoshan and I will be happy to entertain you while you’re here…

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