# Phrases that must be repeated in a funny voice **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 11, 2006, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044 "2006-02-11T23:37:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2006, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/21 "2006-02-12T02:46:44Z")
One hundred _meeeeeeeeellion_ dollars ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2006, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/22 "2006-02-12T02:50:33Z")
“Eh, what’s up, doc?” ---
**Author:** ![sandra\_nz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@sandra\_nz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandra_nz)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2006, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/23 "2006-02-12T02:53:00Z")
“Waffffer thin!” to be said in a Python-esque voice when cajoling someone who has refused an offer of food 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2006, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/24 "2006-02-12T02:57:29Z")
Oh! I thought of another one. This is probably the one single joke that I have laughed out loud at the most times in my life; it’s from the old “Pink Panther” cartoon show. > [@](#): > > _Inspector Clouseau walks down the sidewalk. He encounters a man standing there with a small dog. Clouseau and the man both have nearly-impenetrable French accents._ > > Clouseau: Pardon me; does your dog bite? [“Pahrduhn meuh; duhz yeur dhog buhte?”] > > Man: Why no… [“Wah neu…”] > > _Dog chomps savagely onto Clouseau’s leg._ > > Clouseau: AIEEEE! I thought you said your DOG does not BITE! [“AIEEEE! Ah SOT yeuh sid yeur DHOG deuz nuht BAHTE!”] > > Man (totally deadpan): That’s not my dog. [“Zaht’s nuht muh dheug.”] If you really overdo the accents, it’s a scream. I often catch myself grinning madly, in response to no external stimulus; it’s usually because I’m thinking to myself, “Zaht’s nuht muh dheug.” ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2006, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/25 "2006-02-12T03:09:08Z")
“Lets pahk the cah and go to the pahty.” Said by a guy from Boston I served with in the Navy. ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2006, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/26 "2006-02-12T07:14:24Z")
I always say “water” and “awesome” in imitation of a former roommate from New Jersey. _Oohwahhsome._ ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2006, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/27 "2006-02-12T07:26:44Z")
A few weeks ago I was channel surfing and came upon a documentary about a very obese woman who had had surgery to help her lose weight. The incision had become infected and had to be debrided every day. It looked like an open smiling mouth. Upon seeing it, I immediately said, “Helloooooo!” in a deep, jolly voice ala Jerry Seinfeld in the episode where he pretended his girlfriend’s belly button was doing that. Then I felt guilty for making light of this woman’s situation. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2006, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/28 "2006-02-12T07:48:30Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Also “Ay wood laik a rheum” Also also: **Zere ees a minkey in my rheum.** **Why do I smell…_wet…dog?_** –“Daddy” Warbucks (Albert Finney), _Annie_ **Put!..That!..Downt!** –Bill Cosby, demonstrating how “Mothers Enunciate” (Cos could qualify for about 14,000 other distinctive soundbites, from **HEY HEY HEY!** to **NOAH!** to **We cannot sleep through the night unless we’ve had a good beeating!** ) **Iiiiii heard that!** –Les Lye, _You Can’t Do That On Television_ **Pahnell…What you have heah is GAHBAGE!** –Ray Goulding, interviewing the Odd-Shaped-Vegetables-and Fruit Man, _The Bob & Ray Show_ Finally…just two words: [_Get Smart._](http://www.wouldyoubelieve.com/phrases.html) ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2006, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/29 "2006-02-12T08:12:10Z")
I like it, I like it a lawt, said in a Jim Carreyesque way. And, as silly as this will sound, “It’s not quite dead yet,” which I think I picked up from a Addams Family pinball machine. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2006, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/30 "2006-02-12T08:36:55Z")
Nuthin up my sleeve…PRESTO! ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2006, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/31 "2006-02-12T08:39:03Z")
I can’t let a Zelnorm (prescription drug) commercial go past without saying “I AM ZELNORM!” out loud in my best evil galactic dictator voice. I don’t know why. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2006, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/32 "2006-02-12T08:59:53Z")
> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#): > > And, as silly as this will sound, “It’s not quite dead yet,” which I think I picked up from a Addams Family pinball machine. “Tish! That’s French!” also works. ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2006, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/33 "2006-02-12T14:32:33Z")
“Good moaning” “A dingo took my baby” ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2006, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/34 "2006-02-12T19:50:08Z")
“No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!” Or “No one expects the -----------!” ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2006, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/35 "2006-02-12T20:10:10Z")
When I’m playing Civ III, and I assign a city to build an aqueduct, I always, **always** , say, “…The aqueduct?” as from _Monty Python’s Life of Brian._ ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2006, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/36 "2006-02-12T20:27:01Z")
Mawwaige! Mawwaige is what bwings us to-gethah to-day. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2006, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/37 "2006-02-12T21:44:53Z")
google ads about sweaters? _scratches head_ ---
**Author:** ![eusta\_backhoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/aca169/32.png) [@eusta\_backhoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eusta_backhoe)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2006, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/38 "2006-02-13T00:06:19Z")
Moi? ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2006, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/39 "2006-02-13T00:17:11Z")
My precious! (Gollum voice) In a Peter Lorre voice: Yes! (When planning some mischief.) When answering a rhetorical question in a silly way “Because the jellyfish will it so, WHY ELSE?!” Said rapidly, in a not entirely sane tone of voice. (From the Vampire: Bloodlines PC game, in reply to a question abuot why Vampires exist from the scholar Beckett if your character is a Malkavian.) Well, I never! Said in a hoity toity madam tone. ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2006, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/40 "2006-02-13T00:43:28Z")
“Do I make you horny, baby? Do I? Yeah!” 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044.md?page=3)