# Phrases that must be repeated in a funny voice **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 11, 2006, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044 "2006-02-11T23:37:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Mariemarie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@Mariemarie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mariemarie)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/81 "2006-02-15T03:01:02Z")
This one’s been getting some use these past couple of days: \*\*“Ya shyot me!!” \*\* (said in a Jon Lovitz voice, from SNL) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/82 "2006-02-15T03:32:19Z")
Makin’ Copies! ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/83 "2006-02-15T05:28:46Z")
> [@saoirse](#): > > I grew up saying “wicked.” It was one of my favorite expressions. Nowadays, I can’t say it without finishing the sentence in a Boston accent. If I ever say “wicked” it’s usually ala the Monty Python “Wink wink, nudge nudge” sketch. > [@Nature's Call](#): > > [Bullwinkle]Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat[/Bullwinkle] I’ve said that. Except “hat” was replaced with the other end of one’s anatomy. ---
**Author:** ![Godfrey\_Daniels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Godfrey\_Daniels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Godfrey_Daniels)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/84 "2006-02-15T20:53:12Z")
uh, yeah…_that’s_ the ticket! ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/85 "2006-02-15T21:46:00Z")
> [@Tupug Anachi](#): > > [Ralphy]It…It was…SOAP!![/Ralphy] > > And, I don’t thing anyone yet has done: > > [Sing-song voice]You’ll shoot your eye out! You’ll shoot your eye out![/sing-song voice] Ohhhh…Ffffffuuhhhhhhdddjjjjjj It. Was. SOAP! POI-SONING! A wierdly written error message that I get out of the mainframe now and then deserves a silly voice, but I’m just not sure what sort of voice it needs: SOMEONE MUST HAVE SLIPPED IN AND ADDED THIS LID TO THE TABLE AFTER I CHECKED IT FOR YOU, 'CAUSE IT’S IN THERE NOW. SORRY; YOU’LL HAVE TO START OVER. ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/86 "2006-02-15T22:41:10Z")
> [@gotpasswords](#): > > A wierdly written error message that I get out of the mainframe now and then deserves a silly voice, but I’m just not sure what sort of voice it needs: > > SOMEONE MUST HAVE SLIPPED IN AND ADDED THIS LID TO THE TABLE AFTER I CHECKED IT FOR YOU, 'CAUSE IT’S IN THERE NOW. SORRY; YOU’LL HAVE TO START OVER. Weird. Is it signed “HAL?” I’M SORRY DAVE, YOU’LL HAVE TO START OVER. Also, I was just reminded that, ever since I first saw _South Park,_ I have been unable to read William Blake’s poem “Tyger” without Cartman’s voice. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/87 "2006-02-16T00:03:12Z")
Put…the candle…back. It’s twoo! It’s twoo! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/88 "2006-02-16T02:15:43Z")
> [@Biffy the Elephant Shrew](#): > > Put…the candle…back. > > It’s twoo! It’s twoo! a friend’s former cow-orker’s name was Kendell Beck. Really. No one could get any work done if they heard his full name. ---
**Author:** ![slake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@slake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slake)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/89 "2006-02-16T03:30:47Z")
Aflack ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/90 "2006-02-16T03:57:00Z")
Channeling Strother Martin: “What we’ve got heah… is failure… to communicate.” ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/91 "2006-02-16T04:55:41Z")
I am not a crook. ---
**Author:** ![Scoundrel\_Swanswater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@Scoundrel\_Swanswater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scoundrel_Swanswater)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/92 "2006-02-16T14:59:13Z")
I’ll buy _that_ for a dollar !! ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/93 "2006-02-16T15:28:01Z")
To my wife: _Stella!_ To mom: _Top of the world, ma!_ To Dad: \*You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Well, I’m the only one here. Who do the f\*\*k do you think you’re talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok. \* To my kids in the back seat of the car: _Fasten your seat belts, it’s gonna be a bumpy night._ To my dry cleaner, when he fails to get the mustard stain off my shirt: _I know what you’re thinking: ‘Did he fire six shots or only five?’ Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/94 "2006-02-16T15:32:04Z")
On a sketch show a few years ago - it might have been Harry Enfield or The Fast Show or something like that, there was a very irritating and officious ticket inspector character, whose response to just about anything would be to demand to see “a valid tick-et”. Now, whenever I see a notice on the Tube warning of penalty fares if you “cannot produce on demand a valid ticket for your entire journey” I find myself reading it in that voice. Gah. ---
**Author:** ![Chanteuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Chanteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanteuse)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/95 "2006-02-16T16:06:02Z")
> [@Terminus Est](#): > > Mawwaige! Mawwaige is what bwings us to-gethah to-day. On this note, I am unable to say the word “buttercup” without at least _thinking_ “buh-uh-kwup” the way that guy said it during the “mawwiage” ceremony. This means I’ve been caught singing “Build Me Up, Buh-uh-kwup,” and also quoting Ferris Beuller’s principal as saying, “Pucker up, Buh-uh-kwup!” My sister and I are in our 30’s and this still sends us off into gales of laughter. "Ooh, ouch, O_KAY_, lay off willya!!! My sister is _forcing_ me to admit it–she’s only 32, but I’m actually almost _40_. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Ed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Just\_Ed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Ed)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/96 "2006-02-16T17:43:01Z")
[Thank _you_, Mr. Acavano!](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092226/quotes) ---
**Author:** ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/97 "2006-02-16T18:04:37Z")
Señor Wences: " 'sall right? 'sall right." Salad Fingers: “I like rusty spoons.” My wife: “How DARE you come home at this hour?” Sean Connery: “My name is Bond, Jaymsh Bond.” and “You’ll rue the day, Trebek!” ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/98 "2006-02-16T18:09:21Z")
“Where is my earth-shattering kaboom?” ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/99 "2006-02-16T18:17:44Z")
> [@e-logic](#): > > Vee haff vays of making you talk > > Listen verrry carefully… I shall say zis only wurnce > > – both from “Allo Allo” Likewise, when I come home and my wife is in the other room and calls out, “Is that you?” the answer is always, “It is I – Leclaire!” ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/100 "2006-02-16T18:26:34Z")
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