# Phrases that must be repeated in a funny voice

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 11, 2006, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044 "2006-02-11T23:37:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/101 "2006-02-16T18:33:43Z")

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> “Where is my earth-shattering kaboom?”

Nitpick - It’s:

“What happened to that KABOOM! There was supposed to be an _Earth-shattering_ KABOOM!”

– CalMeacham, who does this on a lot (in the appropriate voice)

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/102 "2006-02-16T19:09:15Z")

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> > [@CalMeacham](#):
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> > Nitpick - It’s:
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> > “What happened to that KABOOM! There was supposed to be an _Earth-shattering_ KABOOM!”
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> > – CalMeacham, who does this on a lot (in the appropriate voice)

I find myself channeling Marvin quite a bit also. Any word that ends in “o r” will be pronounced martian style. As in modulatORRRRR, refrigeratORRRRRR, vibratORRRRR :eek:

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/103 "2006-02-16T19:17:42Z")

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> [@WOOKINPANUB](#):
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> I find myself channeling Marvin quite a bit also. Any word that ends in “o r” will be pronounced martian style. As in modulatORRRRR, refrigeratORRRRRR, vibratORRRRR :eek:

Thanks for helping me remember the bit that Cartman has from time to time on _South Park_ with Authoritay. Any word ending in -ty has to be said -tay.

Securitay  
Possibilitay  
Simplicitay  
Pitay

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/104 "2006-02-16T19:23:24Z")

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> “What happened to that KABOOM! There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering KABOOM!”

Gaudere’s Law.  
How the hell did “the” become “that”?  
Should be “What happened to the KABOOM…”

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/105 "2006-02-16T22:32:20Z")

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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. (In what Mandy Patinkin thinks is a Spanish accent, but comes across to me as Italian)

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**Author:** ![vl\_mungo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc8723/32.png) [@vl\_mungo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vl_mungo)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/106 "2006-02-17T02:20:32Z")

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_Coi-tenly_ - Curly of the 3 Stooges

_I’m meltingggg_ - Wicked Witch of The West

_Fill yer boots_ - John Wayne

_Total or totally_ - Spicolli

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/107 "2006-02-17T03:38:24Z")

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I _knew_ I shudda taken that left toin at Albecoiky

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/108 "2006-02-17T03:57:03Z")

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It goes to 11.

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**Author:** ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/109 "2006-02-17T04:00:57Z")

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You can’t dust for vomit.

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**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/110 "2006-02-17T05:05:59Z")

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One of my overused catch phrases is “I can see down yer shirt!” in a Joe Dirt voice.

It’s appropriate for more situations than you might think.

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**Author:** ![Big\_Norse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/big_norse/32/9954_2.png) [@Big\_Norse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Norse)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/111 "2006-02-17T21:54:42Z")

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“I went to Worcester to buy a toaster, you bastard!”

And any phrase containing park, car, yard, party or mark must be said in a bad Boston accent (though I’m not sure if there is such a thing as a good Boston accent).

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**Author:** ![Dr.Woo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Dr.Woo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Woo)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/112 "2006-02-17T23:27:52Z")

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Spam!

_(MPFC)_

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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2006, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/113 "2006-02-17T23:43:47Z")

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> [@Big\_Norse](#):
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> “I went to Worcester to buy a toaster, you bastard!”
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> And any phrase containing park, car, yard, party or mark must be said in a bad Boston accent (though I’m not sure if there is such a thing as a good Boston accent).

Oh yeah: South African accent (butchered) for “I’ll try not to do that again.”

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/114 "2006-02-18T15:21:25Z")

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[Dirty Harry]You don’t listen very well, doo yaa?[/Dirty Harry]

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-that-must-be-repeated-in-a-funny-voice/344044/115 "2006-02-18T19:43:15Z")

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No accent, but they _must_ be shouted.

“IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME!”

“HULK SMASH!”

“GREAT KRYPTON!”

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