# Phrases we could do without.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-we-could-do-without/3718>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 29, 1999, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-we-could-do-without/3718 "1999-12-29T20:24:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Bucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bucky)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 1999, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-we-could-do-without/3718/1 "1999-12-29T20:24:00Z")

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I don’t mean stupid things like “drop the chalupa” or “where’s the beef” here, but there are lots of phrases I would love to see expunged.

Two that come to mind are “get a life” and “deal with it” (familiar to anyone who reads these posts). I dislike them because they seem to say that it isn’t worth wasting one’s time responding to another person. Well, if it isn’t, don’t respond. If a person does respond, though, they should have arguments or ideas or something.

(No, I won’t deal with getting a life. Wheee!)

Bucky

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**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 1999, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-we-could-do-without/3718/2 "1999-12-29T20:28:00Z")

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whatever…

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If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I’d be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose.

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**Author:** ![SavageNarce](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@SavageNarce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SavageNarce)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 1999, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-we-could-do-without/3718/3 "1999-12-29T20:42:00Z")

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“Drop the chalupa”?

Is this a Minnesota expression? Gotta say, I never heard **that** one. So what the heck is a chalupa, and why should anyone drop one (or even hold one)?

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If a way to do a job wrong exists, someone someday will do it that way.

- Capt. Edward Aloysius Murphy Jr. (yes, THAT Murphy)  
Developmental Engineer, Edwards AFB, 1941

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**Author:** ![JBENZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b77776/32.png) [@JBENZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBENZ)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 1999, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-we-could-do-without/3718/4 "1999-12-29T20:43:00Z")

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Have a Nice Day. 🙂

(Deal with it)

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JB  
Lex Non Favet Delicatorum Votis

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 1999, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-we-could-do-without/3718/5 "1999-12-29T20:50:00Z")

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It may not count as a full phrase, but it is pretty irritating when someone starts off a sentence with “Well, if you ask me…”

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Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 1999, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-we-could-do-without/3718/6 "1999-12-29T20:55:00Z")

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SavageNarce:  
You haven’t been watching enough Taco Bell commercials.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 1999, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-we-could-do-without/3718/7 "1999-12-29T21:01:00Z")

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“As far as Fred…”

“I’d buy _that_ for a nickle!”

“Fell right on her Betty Harpers.”

“Tell it to the chemist.”

“In Seth’s time.”

“…as though Henderson was on his trail.”

“…and two boiled eggs.”

“Pale as a snake’s belly.”

“Just as fat as a weasel.”

## and several other phrases I cannot recall at the moment.

Dr. Fidelius, Charlatan  
Associate Curator Anomalous Paleontology, Miskatonic University  
“You cannot reason a man out of a position he did not reach through reason.”

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**Author:** ![Ursa\_Major](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/a88e57/32.png) [@Ursa\_Major](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ursa_Major)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 1999, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-we-could-do-without/3718/8 "1999-12-29T21:07:00Z")

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“I could care less.”

This wouldn’t even make sense to Yogi Berra!

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**Author:** ![Mr\_Thin\_Skin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@Mr\_Thin\_Skin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Thin_Skin)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 1999, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-we-could-do-without/3718/9 "1999-12-29T21:12:00Z")

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Mostly gone: -NOT!

Currently: Millennium-anything

Future (Yes I can see the future): Y2K’d

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**Author:** ![capybara](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/capybara/32/202_2.png) [@capybara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capybara)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 1999, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-we-could-do-without/3718/10 "1999-12-29T21:17:00Z")

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current:  
“Talk to the hand”  
“Inside voice”  
Describing anything that is not surreal as “surreal”  
“Hel–OO-o?!”  
The word “zany” or any of those other words no one really uses except for small-town newspaper arts critics

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 1999, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-we-could-do-without/3718/11 "1999-12-29T21:21:00Z")

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## [ul][li]Last _something_ of the century/millennium - Whoever says this is going to be bored next year, as nothing has been planned for the year 2000, the last year of the 20[sup]th[/sup] Century and 2[sup]nd[/sup] Millennium AD.[/li][li]“24/7” - Just say “around the clock”, please.[/li][li]…like… - when this is used in every pause in a conversation, it drives me batty![/ul][/li]

Everybody got to elevate from the norm - Rush

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**Author:** ![MOJO\_LIZARD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@MOJO\_LIZARD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOJO_LIZARD)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 1999, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-we-could-do-without/3718/12 "1999-12-29T21:22:00Z")

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WHO ME?

YOU THINK SO?

## IF YOU SAY SO.

STAY STRONG

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**Author:** ![Sycorax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@Sycorax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sycorax)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 1999, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-we-could-do-without/3718/13 "1999-12-29T21:29:00Z")

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Whatever

You go girl!

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**Author:** ![MOJO\_LIZARD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@MOJO\_LIZARD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOJO_LIZARD)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 1999, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-we-could-do-without/3718/14 "1999-12-29T21:30:00Z")

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Did I do that?

It wasn’t me.

Thats my story and i’m sticking to it.

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STAY STRONG

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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 1999, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-we-could-do-without/3718/15 "1999-12-29T21:35:00Z")

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All Internet/email TLA’s.

Any word formed by prefixing a lower case “e” or “i” to some upper case word (like eBay).

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 1999, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-we-could-do-without/3718/16 "1999-12-29T21:57:00Z")

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“Oops! My bad!”  
grrrrrr…that one invokes actual violence from me…  
Zette

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Not enough and you’re gonna die…  
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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 1999, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-we-could-do-without/3718/17 "1999-12-29T22:12:00Z")

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Uh, DrFidelius, I’m already doing without those phrases.

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 1999, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-we-could-do-without/3718/18 "1999-12-29T22:44:00Z")

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“Thinking outside the box.”

For some reason, I go ballistic when I hear that one.

Makes me want to scream, “what fucking box, you moron? Get the fuck away from me or I’ll kill you!”

Yeah, I know. I should get a life.

Whatever.

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**Author:** ![beefymeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@beefymeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beefymeg)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 1999, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-we-could-do-without/3718/19 "1999-12-29T23:03:00Z")

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WALL-eee! You made me giggle.

Mine:  
“At this point in time” What’s wrong with “NOW”???  
“Going forward” What’s wrong with “from now on” ??

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Sucks to your assmar.

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**Author:** ![PUNdit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@PUNdit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PUNdit)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 1999, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-we-could-do-without/3718/20 "1999-12-29T23:10:00Z")

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Myself when the correct use is me. eg. John went with myself to the store.  
For some reason this is big with sports figures who also do the other thing that drives PUN nuts, refer to themselves in the third person.

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“You can be smart or pleasant. For years I was smart.  
I recommend pleasant.”  
Elwood P. Dowd

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