# Phrases you don't really want associated with your name...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 28, 2014, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509 "2014-02-28T11:31:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![TimeWinder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bcef8e/32.png) [@TimeWinder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TimeWinder)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/21 "2014-02-28T17:48:56Z")

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…'s syndrome  
…'s disease

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/22 "2014-02-28T18:01:19Z")

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Associate of Sammy Gravano, Edward Snowden, or some other worthless snitch.

Convicted rapist/child molester.

Lifelong fan of New Kids on the Block.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/23 "2014-02-28T18:14:23Z")

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malignant  
terminal  
weeks to live  
amputation  
going blind  
life without parole

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/24 "2014-02-28T18:15:32Z")

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The last known photograph of…

no \*known \*convictions

Never bothered anyone

> [@Stanislaus](#):
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> “surprisingly tasty”

My hat is off to you.

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**Author:** ![Peanuthead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peanuthead/32/360_2.png) [@Peanuthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanuthead)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/25 "2014-02-28T18:28:19Z")

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unemployed house painter

loner

abused as a child

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**Author:** ![StayseaDee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@StayseaDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StayseaDee)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/26 "2014-02-28T18:35:56Z")

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…crapped their pants.

…ate that moldy bread.

…is trailer trash.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/27 "2014-02-28T18:41:21Z")

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“sexually assaulted by livestock”  
“superglued to the rotting corpse of…”  
“featured on _Hoarders_”

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/28 "2014-02-28T18:45:40Z")

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accidentally glued his buttcheeks together

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/29 "2014-02-28T20:08:13Z")

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missing at sea

involved in the tragic toilet incident of 2014

who’s bloated, swollen body… (doesn’t even have to concern death)

first man to begin menses

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/30 "2014-02-28T20:10:58Z")

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…helping police with their enquiries.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/31 "2014-02-28T20:23:24Z")

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Reality TV star

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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/32 "2014-02-28T20:26:36Z")

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mauled by hungry bear

leathery suntanned wrinkles

kleptomaniac (sorry, just saw #15)

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/33 "2014-02-28T20:35:10Z")

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person of interest

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/34 "2014-02-28T20:44:16Z")

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SDSAB

😃

s

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/35 "2014-02-28T21:16:19Z")

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I think it was Linda Ellerbee who had the office next to an aggressive muckraking reporter who took on things like the mafia, drug cartels and the like. She tried to keep her heavy metal desk on the wall towards his office, so as not to be listed in a news report as “also among the dead…”

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/36 "2014-02-28T21:17:36Z")

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“…parts of the body were strewn across …”  
laughingstock of the entire civilized world  
cheese eating surrender monkey  
a particularly large stupid fish in a small barrel  
skunks flee his smell

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**Author:** ![Mrs.Cake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Mrs.Cake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs.Cake)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/37 "2014-02-28T21:26:52Z")

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Freak accident  
Hungry dingos

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**Author:** ![jagoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/59ef9b/32.png) [@jagoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jagoh)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/38 "2014-02-28T21:32:36Z")

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According to (I think I heard this first from) Fr. Guido Sarducci: “ravine”

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/39 "2014-02-28T21:46:46Z")

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“body bag” unless it’s part of the expression “[wakes up in body bag](http://www.seattlepi.com/news/article/Man-wakes-up-in-body-bag-at-funeral-home-5276750.php).”

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**Author:** ![spotthegerbil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@spotthegerbil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spotthegerbil)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/phrases-you-dont-really-want-associated-with-your-name/682509/40 "2014-02-28T22:28:45Z")

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Leader of the Conservative Party from 2005 to present.

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